Reginald VelJohnson

Yea the rumors are true! I will be starting in Barbie 2: Barbie’s Sexual Awakening Road Trip Movie

Sometime I fear I’ve lost my mind and will never find it again

I will NOT be wearing a single article of clothing all day to celebrate Cinco

Imma release my quarantine s*x tape soon for all you bored boys and girls. Al Powell: Love Sargent.

Y'all shoulda put me in Game of Thrones. I'd have s*xed those White Walkers into peace and love. Make love not war, friends.

Remember to VOTE tomorrow! And if you don't want to vote Democrat, just write me in cus I'll still be more useful than any Republican!

Jesus is the reason for the season

I really don't know what keeps happening. I have been getting hacked all week. I have a call in to Zuck (what I call my friend Mark Zuckerberg) about it. Please continue to support this page and I will get to the bottom of this. I don't even like college basketball...

Who else is rooting for Syracuse tonight?!?

My apologies for the vulgarities earlier today, friends and family. I have taken further measures to keep my Facebook safe from phishing accounts. Thank you for all your support! 😉

Tell me your greatest s*xual fantasy! Mine involves Conrad Bain, a litter of guinea pigs, and a weekend at Frye Fest

4.8! That's what I'm talkin about! Although I did still hurt someone last night.