David Carter

we love a background check, don’t we?

Just a watch. Everyone take a moment to love . After this, we’ll go back to fighting the fascist government. 🇵🇸

Shoutout to for all the time, trust, and love, and to for all the photographic evidence. I love performing and making people laugh, and maybe think a little too. All I want is to live off my efforts doing comedy. Thank you to everyone who has tossed me coin and welcomed me on their stages. I’ll be anyone for the bit. Here’s to more good times together! I love you.

Fox Corp just bought Roku for $22b.
Roku city is about to drop to the bottom in literacy rates,
and first in teen pregnancies.

📸 makes you hot
🪣 for life

🍺 Come belly up to the bar with us this month because Thirst For Adventure is returning to its roots with the triumphant reopening of everyone’s favorite watering hole, the Wishing Well Tavern! Will our heroes have what it takes to help restore it to its former glory and take on a rival rough & tumble road house? Don’t miss the bar brawlin’ RPG action happening Wednesday, 5/13 at 7pm at !

🍻 Tickets on sale at the link in our bio! ⚔️