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BOMBSHELL!!!

The conversation between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had at the end of the trial has been leaked! The transcript reads:

Heard: Johnny... Hey! Can you turn around and look at me?

Depp: (bows his head)

Heard: Let's talk Johnny... Talk to me.

Depp: (Turns to his lawyer, and his lawyer shakes her head)

Heard: I have something to talk to you about.

Depp (with his head still down): I have nothing to talk to you about.

Heard: Please, look at me!

Depp: Good bye Amber.

Heard: Tell me something Johnny, do you still love me?

Depp: (Keeps quiet)

Heard: Do you still love me Johnny?

Depp (lifts his head, looks her straight in the eyes and says): Amber, this might be the last time we ever speak, so please listen to me very carefully. If you ever need help with lawn mowing or fertilization please call Simply Chic Landscaping at 678-538-8963 or email [email protected] they’re the best in the biz, friendly, honest, and down to earth. And NO I don’t love you.

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HOW TO WATER BERMUDA TURF PROPERLY:
1. 1 day per week / 1" of water per week. (place a bowl in the watering area and time how long it takes for the bowl to fill up to a 1" mark). This indicates how long your sprinklers should run for each zone.
2. All watering should be completed before 6AM. This will aid in keeping fungi development from occurring in your lawn.
3. When you see our lawn sign in your lawn, be sure to water thoroughly within 1-2 days from the application.
4. Plants and shrubs should be watered 2 days per week and should be watered between 9AM and 9PM.

* Over watering your lawn can and does lead to negative results such as: yellowing, fungi development, death of the plant, shallow weak roots...
**It is easier to repair under watered lawns than it is to repair over water lawns.

Customers that follow our recommendations look like 'this' right about now.

Fertilization: we will be coming around to apply nitrogen to your lawn within the next week or two. A couple of things:

1. Be sure to water in the treatment or it could have negative consequences.
2. Don't be alarmed if you happen to have some w**ds germinate in your lawn in the next week or so... This is very typical and we will address these w**ds upon applying your nitrogen treatment.
3. If your lawn is less than 2 years old, please be patient and understand that it takes a year or two to achieve a mature, thriving lawn.

Your lawn will green up nicely and the w**ds that we spray will be withered away within a very short period (usually a week to two weeks).

If you have any questions just let me know.

Thanks,

Ronnie