Sports Time Machine

BILLY J. … I thought I saw a house that had been TP’ed? Turns out it was just a CVS receipt that had blown out of a car?

BILLY J. … Our neighbor girl just turned 22 and wants a small, tasteful wedding. NO friends. NO family. NO groom. Just her and an open bar.

BILLY J. … “CATCH THE DAMN BALL!“ … My neighbor Todder yells at professional world class athletes while he accidentally drips cheese dip on his shirt.

BILLY J. … Personally, I think going to an Urgent Care is just paying someone else $60.00 to google your symptoms?

BILLY J. … "Runaway Brides" should be called "Near Mrs." … Thank you, this is why I have a PhD.

BILLY J. … The fact that jellyfish have survived for over 650 million years despite not having a brain has given hope to many Democrats. (Replace with Republicans? or Liberals? Steelers fans? Whatever? I’m just in it for the humor!)

BILLY J. … I just realized I didn’t understand why people stood on the side of the road with a thumb up in the air? I thought they were just being supportive?

BILLY J. … Whoever decided it was a good idea to put a "p" in "receipt" was an idiopt.

BILLY J. … Have you ever gone to Atlantic City? I love how their casino commercials show people in tuxedos and cocktail dresses but when you get there, it's like Free Beef Jerky Day at a Walmart.

BILLY J. … I had an early morning airport pickup, then went to breakfast. Thus, I forgot to post today’s humor! MY BAD. … … Okay, here we go! … … … I watched Indiana Jones for the FIRST TIME last night! Do archeologists normally kill that many people?