Cover Your Assets Home Inspections

Leaking gutter above created this Indiana Jones type danger below the deck. I made it out alive all.... with the treasure!

Found at an inspection today.... box with condoms (1 missing) Vaseline, 2 flavored l***s, vi****or, sponge...

Amazon have this?
S*x Box?.... $59.99 haha...

Yes it was hot today in the attic of my home inspection. . . .

Who can it be now? See those trails?... Its mice.

In the WTF were you thinking category... I submit this work of art. Made me sad here cause it's electrical.

It's that time of year where you winterize your hose bibs folks. Shut off valves in the home for the hose bibs outside should be turned off, hoses outside removed, and the outside valves turned on to drain water.

This week in Home Inspecting included .....
2 really nice 2024 built homes
A cesspool in a crawlspace of a really old home .... icky!
Work bench and stereo in attic. When you wanna be left alone.

The electrical junction box was so close.... yet so far away.

Looking to be a homeowner? Need an inspection? Let me know and I can inspect that home and provide a detailed report. . . . Also hoMEOWner. Made me laugh.

I inspect all homes... haunted or not.

Well it's been a while but it happened again. Voice to text screwed me over... Thanks a lot Google.

Starting this month I will do a shout out of local small businesses that do good work in the area, and what a better way to start than with....

BURKE BROTHERS - Landscaping and Home Services. These guys are young and hungry for business. They love, and I mean love pressure washing decks and homes. Get in touch with Kyle at [email protected]