The Beacon

The February Issue is here! Hooray!

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February Issue The February issue is out now! Grab it on the web here (before the February-centric jokes go stale), or find it around campus on Thursday.

The Winter Issue is here! Hail Zorp!
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The Winter Issue Is Here! The winter issue of The Beacon is here! It'll be around campus soon! Hooray!

Nudie Magazine Day! Nudie Magazine Day! (The November issue is out, grab it today at http://umbbeacon.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/november-issue/)

November Issue! The November issue of The Beacon is on newsstands now! Find it around campus (check out the left hand side of Mass Media bins; scour the lounges of Wheatley and McCormack), or get the pdf here!

Our November issue comes out tomorrow! Should you want to get involved, stop by our meeting tomorrow at Noon in the SA conference room.

If Internet Cat Videos 201 was a real course, how would I procrastinate in it?

Why does Siri talk like she's a 1995 PowerMac? I blame zombie Steve Jobs...

The cafeteria shows music videos on the TVs instead of something educational. Is this a University or a 13 year old girls turn with the remote?

"I shot a man in Reno/Just to watch him die" is the coldest lyric of all time... discuss (JC FTW)

Thanks to spotify, we now know that some of our facebook friends we think are idiots actually have awesome taste in music... and vice versa.

The Mass Media revealed where they thought you should poo on campus. Marisa knows better (and believe me, she's done the research).

A Brief Analysis By Marisa Biondi I was sixteen and my church group made a pit stop at a McDonald’s in the mountains of North Carolina. And I had to p**p. Badly. I felt queasy, but was even more nervous about ...

Do people not realize that if we Occupy Dunkin Donuts instead of Wall Street, we're all way more likely to get free breakfast sandwiches?

We're a thing now! Pick up a copy, they're stashed around campus (there's a bunch in the campus center, and in the lounges in McCormack and Wheatley), or go to our website and download one of the archived .pdfs of the print edition!