Mini Pig Bernerd

Today is my birthday! I'm 7 years old and supposedly at my halfway point, can anybody say mid-life crisis? Not me, I'm living it up with my pool and more grass than I can eat, PLUS snacks! 😋

Summertime ready 🌞

It's too icy and cold out so I'm staying inside today! If you need me, I'll be spreading my straw around and napping on the couch.

I got a pumpkin today! Tastes pretty good 😋
Mom says I remind her of Pigpen from Charlie Brown, because I'm always covered in straw now and he was covered in a dust cloud 😏

I've been waking up between 5:30 and 6 am every morning for the past month and coming in around 8:30 pm FOR NO REASON 😌

Happy Salad-day!

I had a fun meeting n' greet today with today! Most people have never seen a mini pig irl so it went very well for a first time, I think! I only threw minimal tantrums, but I got half a box of mini wheat treats and got lots of pets from a bunch of kids, so it was worth it. I can't wait to see the photos got of me and Liparu and I'm ready for our next eat-all-the-park-grass date!

Ready for my "play" date tomorrow! Although I am not happy I had to get a bath and cut my tail hairs 😠

Just thinkin' about pig stuff

I got this bowtie for a BLM fundraiser a month ago, but I like to wear it just because Black lives matter 100% of the time.

(I do have my sassypants on because I really needed to p*e and I had to wait forever for Mom to open the door.)

Bowtie from
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