Tanked Apparel

The Mexican sun may have turned Ben’s shoulders into chicharrónes, but thanks to his Texas Seal Hat his neck is slightly less chicharrón-ed… but just barely.

Currently manifesting this exact situation…

Cold as an angry armadilla..

Field testing these new tech tees - they’re like a tank top and sunscreen in one.

After tons of R&D we’ve created a product that will let you drink a beer, throw a frisbee and even hold both (simultaneously). We’re optimistic that by 2022, our product tester will be holding a beer in each of his hands… what a time to be alive!

Hope Santa comes through with those two front teeth…

High 70s in December— tanks for life!

Anyone else grow up with a stuffed armadillo drinking a Lone Star on the family kegerator?

Is it 5 o’clock yet?!

please start teaching Texas history in California public schools – we’re tired of explaining our designs to everybody that moves here…

Today’s advice: lose the sleeves/find water!

One day, Puff Daddy, all this will be yours… unless Elon has already bought it.

“Where’s the closest P. Terry’s?”