Charlie Capen
A pretend person. Former Vice President of @GISH (formerly Netflix social), author, & dad raised in captivity somewhere amidst the hills of San Francisco.
Sleep-deprived. Chill-deficient.
05/10/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to my mama bear, . Thank you for putting up with my shenanigans and ridiculousness. So grateful for the gift that you are.
05/06/2026
Thank you for all the birthday wishes today. Feeling the love and so grateful for another year to grow and play.
In a galaxy 1500 miles away, a long, long time ago, I made money with my face. This ad not only helped pay for my first son’s birth, it also became the basis a nickname for quite some time. I have no idea why they hated my voice enough to dub me or why I was cast in the commercial, but the director was a big deal in music videos and I was happy to have a paycheck. The only drawback, really, was a hilarious Village Voice article written about whether I was attractive or not. 🤦🏻♂️ You’re welcome.
04/23/2026
Very proud to announce we have joining us for “Convention from your Couch” on May 30th. Upgrade tickets and Meet & Greets come with a brand-new headshot autographed by the physical comedy genius himself! 😂 Hope to see you there! ShopStands.com
Make like a tree, and live. 🌲 Thank you, Mama 🌎.
04/18/2026
Apparently I have two speeds:
Bidness Time 🆚 Weekend Dade Mode
Listen, gas prices and travel costs are out of control. The economy is pretty wobbly. So we’ve decided to launch a fun, new virtual event series on Momentus called “Conventions from your Couch” where you can you get all the fun of a fan convention without the impact on your wallet or health. Live Q&As! Autographed items! Meet & Greets! So let us come to you! Visit https://bemoment.us for more details!
04/07/2026
I have never been so called out by a single line in a movie before. 🚀
New post on charliecapen.substack.com with a song that was probably the most challenging to sing yet. Anyone else obsessed with ?
Me: I should go out and have a chat with the full moon.
Full Moon: …
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