Susanne Kerns - Writer

Writer. 80% Humor, 20% Heart, 1000% Hyperbole. Co-host at the Mom & ... Podcast momandpodcast.com I would love for you to join my journey!

Once upon a time, I was a Senior Director in advertising, working on campaigns for two of the top brands in the world. In 2005, I traded in my corporate life for a life at home, raising two of the best kids in the world. Ten years later, we decided to move our youngest from part time to a full time Pre-K program which meant my “I’ll start thinking about what I want to do next year,” turned to “Hol

04/18/2026

Only took 4 minutes today - she said I’m “juicy” 🩸

Also, iron was a little low so time for some 🍔

04/16/2026

Post dinner ice creams walks make us smile. 🍨

04/02/2026

4 years
3 braces
2 scoops of ice cream
1 badass 16 year old

Celebrating the exciting news that Sam can officially say farewell to his back brace with some Jeni’s ice cream.

If it looks like I’m flipping off his brace it’s unintentional, (but it’s kinda asking for it.)

If your kiddo ever gets a scoliosis diagnosis, we’re happy to answer any questions. ❤️

03/26/2026

My dog is broken.

If only this affliction applied to mailmen, squirrels, dogs, recumbent bikes…..

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03/15/2026

Two months of planning +
Three college tours scheduled +
One freak winter storm =
Taking a family walk to the bakery instead of an Uber to the airport.

On the bright side, the dogs are thrilled.

New plans for the day: watch The Pitt as I wait for my pre “flight” Dramamine to wear off, (and unlimited Lego and computer time for Sam.)

Taking suggestions for what to do with our 1 week of vacation. Thinking maybe a UNT tour with a bonus Dr Pepper museum tour….

03/07/2026

Dogs give subtle signs that it’s time for bed.

02/25/2026

Daisy was barking non stop at the house cleaners so I brought her to school pick up to save their ears.

I’m sure Daisy has learned a valuable lesson about bad behavior.

01/28/2026

Last week we said a sad farewell to our long-time squatter squirrel, and today, after 5 long years, our owl house is home to its intended resident. (Until the dogs scare it off….) 🦉 IV