Slick Dick's Wild Ride

Y’all. It’s time. Austin Chronicle has opened up voting for Best of Austin! 2025!!!
Please vote for Slick Dick’s Wild Riide for Best of Nightlife – Wild Card!
If you’ve ever mounted Marvin, screamed-laughed through the chaos, or just witnessed the unhinged joy that is Slick Dick’s... you know we deserve this.

Vote for the wildest ride in Austin.
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If you’re in Austin for SXSW and looking for something wild, hilarious, and totally unforgettable, Slick Dick’s Wild Ride is the must-do experience you won’t stop talking about!

General Admission Hours:
Fridays: 5 PM - 10 PM
Saturdays: Noon - 10 PM

Want the VIP treatment? Book a Private Party any day of the week with just 24 hours’ notice!

🍆 Unlimited Rides – Because once is never enough.
🎁 Gift Bag – A little something to remember us by.
🎶 Karaoke – Sing it loud, sing it proud.
👑 Want to take it up a notch? Add a drag queen from for an extra dose of fabulous!

SXSW only happens once a year—make the most of it! Book now via the link in bio and let’s get this party started!

🎉 Got engaged over the holidays? Start planning your bachelor/bachelorette party at Slick Dick's! 🥂Grab your friends and cm to Slick Dick's for a riDICKulously good time! Book now for a party you'll never forget!

💋 Blow Him Away Workshop 💋

Ladies, it’s time to take things up a notch! Join us for our "Blow Him Away" workshop on October 30th at 7pm, where our very own Dicktendant , the one and only Throat Goat, will share her expert tips and tricks to leave your man’s head spinning 😵‍💫 — literally!

✨ Learn how to enjoy giving head like never before, while mastering techniques that’ll make him lose his mind. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just looking to improve, this workshop is packed with juicy insights that’ll make both of you feel amazing.

🔥 Don't miss out on this chance to level up your skills and confidence! Grab your spot now and get ready to blow him away 💨💥

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Slick Dick's Wild Ride - the wildest ride in Austin!

Looking for the ultimate party spot? Look no further! Whether it’s a birthday bash, bachelorette blowout, or just an excuse to let loose, Slick Dick’s Wild Ride is where the fun never stops!

Book your next event with us and make it a night to remember!
Available for private parties 7 days a week!

https://www.slickdicks.com/

General Admission Hours:
Friday: 5pm - 10pm
Saturday: Noon - 10 pm

Gather up your friends and let the good times begin!
You know what they say: friends that ride 🍆 together stay together.

Available for Private Parties 7 days a week

General Admission - $25 in advance, $30 at the door
Friday: 5 pm - 10 pm
Saturday: Noon - 10 pm

THIS SUNDAY!!! Our resident 🤯 Queen Herself, Miss will be spilling all the tea and giving away her best-kept secrets for giving. This 1.5-hour workshop will provide you with all of the tips & tricks necessary to make giving 🤯an enjoyable experience for you, and your partner will love your new moves! 🍆rides are included with the workshop!

Book Your Spot Now!
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Your weekend plans just got a little weirder.
Available for private bookings 7 days a week

General Admission - $25 Pre-Purchase, $30 at the door
Friday: 5PM - 10PM
Saturday: Noon - 10PM