Max Frost

Happy one year thank you for making life even more of an adventure 💜💜

I’m in my hamlet phase

went to austin, got a new guitar, saw an old friend get married, made my dad a cutting board, all while drinking only 5 cups of coffee a day

if you look really bad in those shoplifting cameras at the self checkout aisle, that ok, everyone does. They should call those humility cameras.

apparently these posts go automatically to my Facebook and none of the old people there have ever seen a meme and they think I’ve been hacked

I’d go back for apple stock and the Szechuan sauce at McDonald’s

Please feel free to call any friend of mine and fact check this

Kendrick lyrics (translated)
Ma’am, please have a seat
Remain humble

Sometimes I post stuff on social media and I think to myself “it’s gonna be hard to look prince in the eye in the afterlife”

the deep industry pockets can’t compete with my caffeine overdose. The proof is in the highly anxious music

If this found its way to your doomscroll, it’s kinda like that scene in Forrest Gump where the feather comes and finds him on the bench, except there is no feather only a Chinese algorithm and a cool new song

spinach soufflé is both a really classy dish in a restaurant, a frozen TV dinner, and a song that’s on this album