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Cunto! make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. adjusts to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. need not be a command nor faith a dictum.
I am my own Cunto!. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. is here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
07/16/2026
Final push! Kevin's Birthday! Tomorrow night! Clyde & Clem vs. Cunto!! See you at Crowbar!!!
06/18/2026
Well, well welll... Another legendary fight will happen on the lawn of Crowbar next month! Clyde & Clem's Whiskey Business vs. CUNTO! Kevin Curtin's Birthday Bash! Not one to be missed!!! Doors at 8pm!!!
04/30/2026
02/18/2026
Get to Buzz Mill's 13th anniversary, least but not last... a performance by Cunto!, & Bucket Wars! This Saturday at 5pm! Winner of Bucket Wars gets $100 in scratch-off lottery tickets! Sign up is free, but spots are limited!
01/22/2026
Well, my bucket's got a hole in it... Bucket Wars is posponed! Not happening tomorrow! New high & dry date in the works!
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