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Can selling fidget spinners and urinal cakes online somehow improve our carbon footprint? A recent scientific study seems to suggest that increased demand in trash imported from China to the United States could be leading to a cleaner environment. Read more

That's it, that's the joke

Tag the accelerator that's squeezing your startup dry!

Hello everyone, Cringepreneur is running a 99.97$ special for our course on working on top of your car. Make sure to sign up fast before we sell out. Much love!

Grant Cardone loves his pyramids, so we decided to go ahead and create a ranking of his favorite pyramids around the world including:

Giza
Chichen Itza
Real Estate Syndicates

and more!!

Is it possible to convince your landlord to vest shares of your startup for free rent?

While most landlords would rather take in the safe monthly payment of a rental property, the opportunity to be a partial owner of your startup could be an offer too good to refuse.

Our latest cringepreneur course covers all of the basics on how to convince your landlord that his equity could 100x within the first year of investment in exchange for free rent.

I am very passionate about paying my bills on time

"I want my REFUND of $2,495!!!"

Rather than writing a funny caption, here's an actual review from one of Dan Lok's bootcamps.

I had bought his “High-Ticket Closer Certification Program”. You will have to pay $2500 or more (depending on when you buy) for getting into this certification program. And it’s full of useless, fictional information.
I paid a quarter of 10 grand for something I can watch on YouTube. Here is the structure of the course for those who want a quick look:

First 25%: Bio of Dan Lok
Next 25%: Something about the mindset
Next 25% Some more motivational crap
Last 25%: Which courses you should buy next
To sum up the whole course in one word, I’d say it is crap. It is full of nonsense. I don’t think anyone else should waste his or her money on this load of trash. If you are really dying to pay someone $2,500 for some motivational videos, stop. Go to someplace else. Spend that money on getting a degree or buying some useful books (not FU Money, I’ll discuss it later).

Raising capital for your startup idea is no easy task, which is why a "friends and family round" is the go to option for brand new entrepreneurs. While mom and dad might be a hard no right away Meemaw and Peepaw might very well get the job done with a small contribution.

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If you're in the market for a brand new scooter that will take you from your living room, to the elevator, to the ground floor, to your job and back look no further. We've made a compilation of the top scooters in the market ranked by size and girth. Not all scooters are created equal, you need to be able to differentiate your casual drunk bachelorette on sixth street from the sleek tech bros over at the 16th floor of the Omni hotel.

Hustle - Justify Nothing




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