Tummy Time

Austin Comic, Patrick DePari, jumps on the show and things get personal. Welcome to Tummy Time! From Bumping Lips to ripping beef, Patrick opens up. Trolling Craigslist personals as a kid looking for action, draw me like one of your sailor boys, playing with knives. Selling my mom's soul, no laws during the eclipse, and a the drunk consequences of my drunk actions.

78 - Personal (ft. Patrick DePari)

78 - Personal (ft. Patrick DePari) Austin Comic, Patrick DePari, jumps on the show and things get personal. Welcome to Tummy Time! From Bumping Lips to ripping beef, Patrick opens up. Trolling...

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Egan Robinson, jumps on the show and we get some big ideas. Welcome to Tummy Time! There's nothing worse than being a hypochondriac proven right. Don't blow hot air up your bro's ass. No Fap leads to a lifetime of wet dreams, missing ribs, and 30-year build-up. One conjoined twin gets married, spittin' tongues, and coming up with some big ideas before court.

77 - Big Ideas (ft. Egan Robinson)

77 - Big Ideas (ft. Egan Robinson) Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Egan Robinson, jumps on the show and we get some big ideas. Welcome to Tummy Time! There's nothing worse than being a hypoch...

Stand-up comedian, former goth girl, current clove smoker, Quinn Collins, jumps off her horse and onto the show decked out in all denim, looking Travis Tritty Pretty. Welcome to Tummy Time! Quinn doesn't quite fit into any particular aesthetic. Born and conceived in Dollywood, the veteran Ho***rs girl committed fully to going goth before committing fully to something else altogether. Quinn explains squishy candles and how dogs make puppies. Accutane abstinence contract, revenge nudes that no one thought could possibly be mine (they weren't but still...), and "this hasn't happened since that horse thing." My situationship status is Poli-Sci, Ryan Garcia supports women, and two boyfriends with room for a third. This episode will have you riding high in your bedazzled jeans.

76 - Travis Pritty (ft. Quinn Collins)

76 - Travis Pritty (ft. Quinn Collins) Stand-up comedian, former goth girl, current clove smoker, Quinn Collins, jumps off her horse and onto the show decked out in all denim, looking Travis Tritt...

Austin stand-up comedian, J. Hicks, jumps on the show and it's pure poetry. Welcome to Tummy Time! The comedian from Connecticut (great pizza) via UMass (where Dr. J also balled in college) reminisces on being democratically voted the class clown, sad emo rain track meets, and why we learned so much about the Tiianic. The boys comment on his strong head game. Did Puff Daddy do it or do we put it on Sean? The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) IP protection for 'Jabroni' and 'Roody Poo', Bar Rescue couldn't help out the Brixton. Power Rangers finding inspiration through unconventional sources, hair transplants, and a trip to Flavor Town. Pure poetry.

75 - Poetry (ft. J. Hicks)

75 - Poetry (ft. J. Hicks) Austin stand-up comedian, J. Hicks, jumps on the show and it's pure poetry. Welcome to Tummy Time! The comedian from Connecticut (great pizza) via UMass (whe...

Stand-up comedian and good boy, Matt Banwart, jumps on the show and takes the boys to Clown College. Welcome to Tummy Time! The former eagle scout turned improv turned comic grew up in rural Iowa was big up on chiropractic and everyone's favorite, totally real game, "Pudding Head." Saying the "G" word, popping baby, puppy, and cat spines, and ending a town tradition with water balloons. Cobra Tate, clowning, and shaking the family stigmata. Beyblades and other important political matters. Oh, and a Billion-Dollar Podcast Idea for those industrious enough to execute.

74 - Clown College (ft. Matt Banwart)

74 - Clown College (ft. Matt Banwart) Stand-up comedian and good boy, Matt Banwart, jumps on the show and takes the boys to Clown College. Welcome to Tummy Time! The former eagle scout turned imp...

Stand up comedian, Sami Blumenthal hops on the podcast and we put on the comfy pants. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sami, a former dietician, gets run through the paces and answers all the boys' urine-based food questions. Urine therapy? Good, we could all use some. Sami shares that she used to have a couple trigger words. Orange juice glad I didn't say 'Fandango?' Family heirlooms, lost rings, and a very informal first impression. Trapped on the London eye, Virgin-Boy Eggs, and Historically-Accurate Teaching Reenactments. We are all children of Abraham (Lincoln). Throw on some comfy pants and settle into this hilarious hang sesh.

73 - Comfy Pants (ft. Sami Blumenthal)

73 - Comfy Pants (ft. Sami Blumenthal) Stand up comedian, Sami Blumenthal hops on the podcast and we put on the comfy pants. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sami, a former dietician, gets run through the p...

Austin comic and podcaster, Danny Goodwin, jumps on the show and the boys dabble in the art of subtlety. Welcome to Tummy Time! We explore Danny's deep sense of guilt and why some mega corporations just do not want to be associated with large breasts. Ozempic, robotic pen*ses, and Ronald McEpstein. Subtle. Susan Sarandon's mad cans, driving a dead guy around town, and trying to suck your own ni**le. Subtle. Also, dentists is pimps, too.

72 - Subtlety (ft. Danny Goodwin)

72 - Subtlety (ft. Danny Goodwin) Austin comic and podcaster, Danny Goodwin, jumps on the show and the boys dabble in the art of subtlety. Welcome to Tummy Time! We explore Danny's deep sense...

Stand up comedian, Dean Stanfield, jumps the Tummy Time Boys into the boat and takes us away to salt life. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dean Stanfield, last year's second funniest person in Austin, to no one's surprise was once a party boat captain. He also was stabbed with a hot-cheeto'ed fork in the middle of a hockey game. A man of many talents, and dirty feet, Dean will take you down the river, up a lake, and land you at the nearest Margaritaville franchise. Get hella inspired by John F. Kennedy speeches as performed by Dean and a very bittersweet, emotional documentary with which he was involved. Salt life girls, dirty acts on cruise ships, faked moon landings, and real assassinations. Make sure you've got your floatation devices and a rack of cold ones because this one's got us quickly living the slow life.

71 - Salt Life (ft. Dean Stanfield)

71 - Salt Life (ft. Dean Stanfield) Stand up comedian, Dean Stanfield, jumps the Tummy Time Boys into the boat and takes us away to salt life. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dean Stanfield, last year's...

It's jus' dem boyz! Welcome to Tummy Time! Justin and Neil throw it back to the two shot and bring some stories from the Internet and their lives. Strap in for a whole lotta naturalism as the boys jump from Adult Diaper Day Spa to Balls Out Bowling, from O.J. to manifesting nachos, from Lyft to Lyft to Lyft. Indian weddings, buck chugging, and the ALL NEW Jussy's Tip Line!

70 - Tolerance Intolerant - Tummy Time Podcast

70 - Tolerance Intolerant - Tummy Time Podcast It's jus' dem boyz! Welcome to Tummy Time! Justin and Neil throw it back to the two shot and bring some stories from the Internet and their lives. Strap in f...

Comedian, podcaster, producer, club-runner and born-hustler, Josh Cabaza comes on the show this week. Welcome to Tummy Time! The boys take a field trip to Josh's studio and are dropped off with a present and $20 for activities. Josh's mom taught him how to write checks and the art of making the deal. Grandpa watches his "good movies" and Josh runs us through his favorite Eddie Murphy bits. Getting a ghost birthday invite, slinging strawberry milk and World's Finest Chocolate out of your locker. Remember that dude that always brought p**n to parties? Going to clubs in Mexico, non-respected non-disclosure agreements, and a VERY maculate conception. This one burns bright! Get it while it's hot.

69 - Blank Check (ft. Josh Cabaza) - Tummy Time Podcast

69 - Blank Check (ft. Josh Cabaza) - Tummy Time Podcast Comedian, podcaster, producer, club-runner and born-hustler, Josh Cabaza comes on the show this week. Welcome to Tummy Time! The boys take a field trip to Jo...

Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterverse with the noted Scholastic Book Fair S**t runner and get some tips and tricks on bagging Accelerated Reader points (and personal pan pizzas). We then enter our villain era and things get a little Swifty. Making human friends is hard, but Reno will always ride or die. Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, spin the bottle with hugs, and the number 13. Rave girls, horse girls, high-and-tight. This podcast is the full package.

68 - Brave (ft. Kylie Kaiser)

68 - Brave (ft. Kylie Kaiser) Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterve...

Comedian, podcaster, and former Durf King, Daylen Mendonca jumps on the podcast and things get... TA***IC. Welcome to Tummy Time! Daylen reminisces of Reno, NV - long before he was hot - and fond memories of "picking up checks for a job" at strip clubs with Dad and Mom doing her thing (which was generally being chill and Hari Krishna) at Burning Man. Some fireworks for the show, some Dragon Ball Z shout outs for the bros. Capri Suns and Uncrustables all around. What's it like becoming hot? Yoga ladies, chaotic good of the dirty old man, and mugshawties with a special feature! This episode will move you.

67 - Ta***ic (ft. Daylen Mendonca) - Tummy Time Podcast

67 - Ta***ic (ft. Daylen Mendonca) - Tummy Time Podcast Comedian, podcaster, and former Durf King, Daylen Mendonca jumps on the podcast and things get... TA***IC. Welcome to Tummy Time! Daylen reminisces of Reno, ...