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magic milk is the healthy chocolate milk drink infused with grass-fed colostrum and collagen from happy cows in New Zealand.
School Picture Day
At magic milk, we believe in second chances. That is why we decided to give everyone a second chance at one of the most pivotal moments of your life; middle school picture day. Most of us have experinced tramatic school photo days with sweaty armpits, braces, bad haircuts, and awkward smiles. And although we cannot change the past (yet), we can embrace the future and re-take our school pictures with all of our best homies.
That is why we booked out the roller rink, got some amazing photographers to join, and took picture day to another level. It is likely that most of these photos end up printed on expensive designer shirts and eventually will serve as inspiration for sculptors as they create statues out of stone with historical quotes underneath them.
Cheers to second chances, dope art, roller skating, and stone statues that will explain to future civilizations why capturing strange poses on film with wierd friends is always a good idea.
- kev
Oh, and we will post the top portraits tomorrow for everyone to vote on. Best photo will win a cash prize and free magic milk.
Big props to the team magic milk and Austin Photo Walkers , Daniel Jared Trevino , Hanmin Paek , Cameron Calderon , and Pins & Wheels at Playland for putting in the work and allowing this awesome experience to happen.
More rad in-person events coming soon. Keep an eye on the magic milk page.
10/03/2026
Introducing the Vandalon, a new kind of automobile. Designed to excel in today’s world and tomorrow’s. The Vandalon is equipped with seating for 7 so you can fit the entire family, even your red-haired stepson you don’t love that much.
The gull-wing doors ensure that when you pull up to the grocery store, you get the respect you feel you’ve always deserved. Under the hood, is a supercharged 4-cylinder engine with enough horsepower to do a burn out in front of your kids elementary school.
While other parents fall further into the boring life of a station wagon driver, you will blow by them like an astronaut that just won the Superbowl.
For more information on how to purchase your next Vandalon, visit www.magicmilk.com. Vandalon is an exclusive subsidiary of the magic milk company.
It’s Monday morning and you need a chocolate milk that works as hard as you do.
Smooth, delicious, and packed with the nutrients to keep you running strong and never let’s you down.
You didn’t climb to the middle of the corporate ladder so you could start drinking kale smoothies. You’re a winner, its time to start drinking like one.
magic milk. This is what winning really looks like.
09/30/2026
People said this was impossible.
The healthy choice can’t be the tasty choice. For thousands of years, that was true. Until now.
magic milk is the grass-fed colostrum & collagen drink that is confusingly good. Like really good.
It contains colostrum from cows that are living their best lives on regenerative farms in New Zealand. They are basically on vacation year round. But what is this colostrum?
Colostrum is a golden, nutrient dense milk that is often referred to as natures liquid gold. It contains bio active nutrients to support your body from the inside out.
This is the beginning of a movement. For people who are tired of complicated supplements routines and who don’t wanna have to use willpower to maintain their daily routines. We hear you.
It’s time to start drinking the drink that you actually want to drink. Chocolate milk.
09/29/2026
My therapist is an expert.
And even though she isn’t living my reality, she still believes that she knows more about my life than I do. She recommends that I find better work/life balance. So now, after work, I unwind with an ice-cold glass of magic milk.
And even though I love my job, if a doctor tells me to relax more by drinking a glass of chocolate milk everyday, I’m not going to argue. Thanks doc!
magic milk. Seriously good. For people with bodies.
Life not making sense lately?
We understand. Sometimes reality can be slippery and a bit chaotic. But now is not the time to start questioning whether this is a simulation or a collective consciousness experience. Instead, we encourage people to embrace the confusion and start grilling corn with an ice-cold glass of magic milk. The only way to find balance in the pattern is to lean into a strategy of pattern disruption.
So while your neighbors are grilling out and drinking b**r, you choose to drink the only beverage designed by nature to support you from the inside out. Sure, grass-fed colostrum and collagen can support your gut health, but that’s not why you drink it. You drink magic milk because while the world may be on fire, you can find your calm with a cool glass of chocolate milk.
magic milk. The most serious chocolate milk company in America.
09/28/2026
Creator night at Playland was everything we hoped for. Thank you to everyone who came out and made it feel like a real yearbook.
Two ways to keep on going
📸 Best photo contest, $150 to the winner
🎑 drop your shots in the community gallery so everyone can find themselves.
Both close on Sunday, October 4.
Link in bio to submit
When it’s Sunday morning, and you are getting together with your friends to take supplements, you want the best. In the past, you reached for one of those powdery green superfoods, but it always end up leaving you feeling bloated and tired. It’s time to switch to a superfood supplement that doesn’t make you lose respect in your friends group.
That’s why winners choose magic milk. The colostrum & collagen drink that tastes like chocolate milk and never lets your friends down.
All the cool kids are drinking magic milk, its time you start giving into peer pressure.
magic milk. Seriously good. For people with bodies.
09/26/2026
Sunday at Playland: bring your camera, win $150
Creator Night is this Sunday, September 27, 8 to 10pm at Playland Skate Center in Austin.
Three things to plan for:
Retro Picture Day. Get your 90s school portrait taken, free with entry. Dress for it. We will some props as too for you to get creative with. We’ll email your photo to you after.
Best Photo contest. Shoot the night, then submit your best 3 photos. Our judges pick 10 finalists for a credited feature on magic milk, then you all decide: the Instagram crowd vote picks who takes home $150.
Soul Skate Line. 9pm Mid-event, we’re lining up for a soul train line on the floor. Best skate and best dressed each win a magic milk prize pack, judged live.
To enter the photo contest: post your photos, tag magic milk and Austin Photo Walkers, and upload them at the link we’ll send Monday.
Community gallery. After the event, share your edited favorites to a gallery everyone can see. Skaters and models find their photos and tag you, so your work gets found.
Follow magic milk before Sunday so you don’t miss the finalists.
The rink is lit by neon and the disco ball all night.
See you on the floor.
09/25/2026
We all love our kids and we want the best for them.
But sometimes they cross the line and drink all your good stuff, like magic milk. Sure, we are ok sharing other drinks, like orange juice or soda, but those drinks are not as tasty as magic milk. So the next time one of your
unemployed, tiny roommates tries to drink all your
magic milk, we give you permission to hide it on top
of the refrigerator.
magic milk. The most serious chocolate milk company in America.
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