Subpar Snatch

helpin 2 make a Bat Lips music vid cuz we have most creative talented bassist

Mmmph thank u The Far Out Lounge

last chance to see subpar sn**ch in 2026 plus for gr8 cause. Monies go to Save Our Springs Alliance we get to share a stage w Jackie Venson Te'aunna BLakchyl Moore & r kinda freakin out about it ^__^ we will be dressed in mad max attire will u?

our first sticker from over 4 years ago still lives. The condition I found it in is reflective of kinda wut it feels like to be subpar sn**ch- cherished by some enuff to bedazzle & also h8ed enuff for some drunky/ketaminey to start to peel away then give up cuz the puss is 2 strong 💪

ROCK

I used to protest w Texas Handmaids a lot. Went toe to toe w the early day pr0ud boys who yanked my bonnet & cape & screamed in my face. Now I see them, except they’ve been given full legality to brutalize our families & communities. I’m from Texas & as much as that fact sucks I use it as fuel, I kno my en3my & won’t lose sight

Do u really have an elder millenial front woman if she doesn’t post selfies to the band account?

lyrics from song off LP that’s still bein polished. Working title is “Prey” cuz the sound parisexp ceeceeemail made reminded me of that movie. Subpar sn**ch & a cinematic reference?! NEVERRRRR

I searched “best hidden camera” & was fed this. Men ruined men.

Jackdaw Folk Art makes us feel like rockstars

Do u really have a drag drummer if she doesn’t post selfies to the band account?

nobody gives better knee than me

lol tmw ur live streaming the amazing virgin suicides cover set by Black Books & good ole cocklooser joins

Free feet Friday 👣

Subpar Sn**ch is reedonkulously gr8ful if u took the time to vote for us & share to pals. bein included on the list, yall kno we were like 👀 So here’s some free feet, yall deserve it 🫂 many congrats to Queen Serene we love to see it 👏 thank u Red River Cultural District for including us, iron sharpens iron 🙂‍↔️

extra special if ur into feet w tumor inside them ;)

Subpar Sn**ch next show is October 7 with a local hero/legend/goddess RADIO / EAST flyer cümming soon

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It’s Paris’ birfday tomorrow :)

“Our bassist is the kinda male musician who knows everything about anything musically, joins a band with a pushy ass front woman who plays no instruments, and absolutely never lets her feel like an imposter. Playing with Paris challenged me to grow in an organic way and we needed it to make an LP as good as this one is gonna be.” - Jess

“Paris is the best musician I’ve played in a band with. Easiest person to collaborate w cuz he meets you where you are and comes to the table with incredible ideas. It’s clear that Subpar Sn**ch is his too now, even while killing it w his own band.” - CeeCee

Come out & celebrate our bassist with the mostest tonight Slab Cinema ArtHouse in San Antonio we play at 9:45PM

(Psssst we record our new LP (first recordings wiff Paris) this November)

SAT 8/8 Slab Cinema Subpar Sn**ch gets to play HONEYBUNNY single release show w Basilio Romo SINVERGÜENZA presented by Stupid Monday

We’ve loved HoneyBunny (oneword) since we met them. Talented, always growing, always considerate, always realistic and somehow always fun. That’s a lot of “always.” Their new single “Fashion” lives in me noodle rent free & we can’t wait to celebrate w the rest of San Antonio 🙂‍↔️

BTW new Beerfall tshirt = now 4 sale at shows & bandcamp