The COUCH Chronicles

And my DEPOSIT?

Dear Aliens RENT DUE ON THE 1st you can’t stay if you can’t pay.

I be trying to compare my childhood to folks and I’m always flabbergasted cause D**K & HELEN would have never ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

https://www.fiercehealthcare.com/payers/heres-how-much-unitedhealth-ceo-andrew-witty-earned-last-year

Here's how much UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty earned last year UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty took home $18.4 million in total compensation last year, according to the company's latest proxy filing. | UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty took home $18.4 million in total compensation last year, according to the company's latest proxy filing.

I’m holding men accountable 1 baby at a time

God don’t do no half job the rest of it is on you 🤷🏽‍♂️

I used sign language to cheat in high school we not the same kinda scammers lol 😂😂😂

And another one man DNA is catching up to these men

I really want to call in 😂😂😂

The responsibility of raising A black man should have never been put on the BLACK WOMAN.

I don’t like Jess Hilarious so y’all can tear her up 🤣😂