The Vaginas

We went ahead and put ourselves down for zero in 2024. But now we back!!

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Did you think the most hammered of hammerheads would miss this party? The tightest band in town joins Night Two of Hammerhead Fest - catch The Vaginas on Saturday, March 1st at Boggs Social & Supply!

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Posted for no reason at all…. Nope… Certainly not posting bc HHF14 is going down at the end of February 2025 and will be our first show in over a year and we can’t wait to reclaim our Hammerhead crown… Nah, I just thought it looked neat… More details NOT TBA…

The PR firm we are working with said you sell the sizzle not the steak. So come see us celebrate 20 years of being a band and 1 year of owning this bathing suit.

The 12th Hammerhead Fest is here so that means we’ve played at least 12 times in 12 years. We ll let you in on a little secret that’s hard to believe based on how good we look. December marked 20 years as a band. You’re welcome! Come celebrate 2 decades of our bu****it with our yearly ode to decadence and debauchery!

The Vaginas 2023. Still here. Still more handsome than you.