Offensive Mug

We'll say that s**t for you! Gifts for the profane connoisseur.

03/20/2021

All I know is that the jelly that falls out of the sandwich is sticky, sweet, and messy. Have a towel handy 😉 knows what's up...
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03/20/2021

Bruh... is making us rethink this hustle game. Should I flip this stimmy for some lipo...

Posted • Benjamin is ✨THEE BEST✨ riding partner 🤑🙌🏽‼️

02/25/2021

Ah, Thursday. Thursday is the like the 5th child out of 7. Always rushing to get s**t done, needy as hell, trying to stand out from the bunch, but no matter how hard Thursday tries, it’ll never be the favorite child (that would be Friday, sorry boo). ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Thursday mood is always the mug. Where’s the fu***ng coffee?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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02/24/2021

🎶Yeah, we knucking and bucking and ready to fight...🎵⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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But in all seriousness, moment of silence for the destruction of your frontal sis.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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stays ready. To throw. The Hands.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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02/19/2021

Let us set the scene. It’s Friday, you just got paid, but your mini coworker(s) is complaining about breakfast, the conference call (aka Cocomelon), and their scheduled 15 minute naps breaks.

Not today. Today you are unbothered and Junior is about to learn to make his own sandwich. ***ngfriday

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02/09/2021

Love these gold plated mugs 😍.