Hellnaw

2 weeks away from the start of the 3rd annual Athens Porchfest! We'll be playing around 4:00pm at StewMac (21 N. Shafer) on Saturday. This is a HUGE 2-day event with a multitude of diverse and amazing musical acts across multiple locations in Athens, along with tons of activities, so be sure to check out the Athens Porchfest page for full details and updates!

We're glad to be part of the 3rd Annual Athens Porchfest! We'll be playing Saturday, May 16th on the West Side at StewMac with CEO Speedwagon and The D-Rays, and it will be a hell of a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon. More details to come as the event gets near. Stay tuned!

As always, had a killer night with our pals Ernie Johnson From Detroit at The Side Bar! Thanks to everyone who came out to rage with us! Another Athens show announcement is coming tomorrow, so stay tuned.

FRESH TRACKS STREAMING! Lightly aged 13 years... Includes Sidecar Wheelie / Trill Thrill - 10 minutes featuring actual musicians (not just bass and drums).

https://open.spotify.com/album/3tmUgWdKkK8JaKh4fnzIyq?si=ajVROq-kS7q2fV8hViLBEg

Recorded and mixed by Bernie Nau at Peachfork Studios

Fresh off the press!! We will have a very limited run of screen printed posters available for sale at our HELLNAW and ERNIE JOHNSON FROM DETROIT - Easter Weekend Rager at The Side Bar!These came out fantastic and will look sick in a frame in your wall!

For sale only at the show so get one early!

Artist: Eli Flannagan
https://www.eliflannagan.com

Print Shop: Upright Press - Columbus, OH
https://www.uprightpress.com

It's that time of year! Fat Tuesday Celebration with Larry Elefante at The Side Bar this Tuesday, February 17th! We're not playing a Hellnaw set, but we will be leading the SECOND LINE! Come have a grand ol' time with us on Fat Tuesday!

HELLNAW HELLNAW. Say it twice, punk.
COMMANDER VANITY
New single out now on Spotify and Apple Music
Recorded at Amish Electric Chair Studios

Older stuff will resurface for your ears in the upcoming weeks so ya'll come back now, ya hear?

https://open.spotify.com/track/3NjWRqaddIe9DVM4OJ0y5F?si=dc9d97d272bb412a

Commander Vanity HELLNAW HELLNAW · Commander Vanity · Song · 2026

FRIDAY.
"COMMANDER VANITY"
NEW TRACK. STREAMING ON SPOTIFY/APPLE MUSIC ETC. COME BACK FOR THE LINK FRIDAY. MORE MUSIC LATER.

2 days.

Your ears have been warned.