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Republican Senator Supports Abortion To Stop Spread Of 'Future Liberal Babies' Republican Senator John Cheney has created controversy amongst his fellow party members by coming out in support of abortion. "Abortion should be made legal. The only women who get abortions, support abortion. If we make it illegal, their children will survive and they'll raise their children to b

Man Wonders Why Social Justice Warriors Haven't Campaigned Against Faygo or S**c and Span Brian Johnston sat deep in thought this Thursday pondering life's major question - "Why haven't social justice warriors campaigned to get Faygo or S**c and Span removed from the shelf yet?" Clearly these products are homophobic and racist yet they still continue to be sold and marketed as such thou

Rumor: Kim Jong-Un Is A Vegetable
After a botched heart stent, news outlets are reporting Kim Jong-Un is a Vegatable. An eggplant to be specific.

Democrat Voters Celebrate Diversity By Selecting Two Straight, White, Male Candidates For President Democrat voters narrowed their options for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination from 20+ candidates to two finalists. Included in the rejected group were several women, a Latino, gay, Asian, and African-American humans as well as extra terrestrial beings (in the case of Marianne Williamson)

Anti-choice Nurse Pressures Father Not To Get A Vasectomy After weighing and taking local man Tyler Smith's blood pressure (because that's necessary for a vasectomy consultation) local nurse Kira Jennings attempted to infringe on Smith's unalienable right to choose to get a vasectomy. A sacred right granted to him by the United States Supreme Court after t

Desperate Couple Buys Additional Life Insurance Just So Salesman Will Go Home Local couple Tyler and Shanna Gifford recently had the pleasure of discussing their life insurance options with local salesmen John Carlos of the American Life Insurance Company. Carlos, noticing that the couple had a young child immediately went for the 'think of the children pitch' and tried gu

"The female dogs would frequently turn their heads away in an act to show Sanford they did not want to be kissed."

Female Dog Accuses Owner of Unwanted Advances & Kisses An area man has been accused by several female dogs of unwanted advances & kisses in the wake of many big name celebrities having similar accusations filed against them. Marcus Sanford, who works as local TV anchor has issued an apology admitting that he did in fact kiss the dogs even though

Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case Thousands of Facebook friends anxiously waited Thursday for the verdict to by delivered on the Steven Avery case after their friend Zac Brown watched all 10 episodes of Making a Murderer on Netflix. "Zac is an expert on legal issues. I know the 4 years he spent at the local community college e

PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged | The Potato Point Chronicle National News PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged August 5, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment PETA has called for a vicious murderer of African Gazelle’s to be hanged. “Hunting and stalking animals is a coward’s pastime.” – PETA CEO The serial killer has killed over 45 Gazelle in his lifes…

Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul National News Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul May 28, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment After a much hyped interview with Dianne Sawyer, congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) admitted last night that he is a woman. “For all intents and purposes, I am a wo…