Keystone Home Inspections

This is one of the defects that I find often…it goes in my report every single time. This specific one is different though. THIS one is from a friends house and I know somebody will recognize it. 😈

If you needed a reason to get a sewer scope on your inspection, this is definitely your sign. 😳😬🤔

Nice try, Mr Homeowner, but I already took a shower today.

Sometimes I think people forget how stuff works...

I know it’s a surprise with all of the quality caulking applied here but it was STILL leaking.

Sometimes things just don't line up like they should.

Some days age like fine milk. 🤢

Hmmm what's wrong with this picture??? 🤔

**When Your Client’s Fridge Organization Raises More Questions Than Answers** 🏠🔍

During this home inspection, we discovered a unique storage solution: a Victoria’s Secret shopping bag… living rent-free in the refrigerator. Right between the parmesan and the whole milk.

We’ve seen a lot in our years of inspecting homes, but this one’s going in the highlight reel.

Pro tip: Your fridge is for food storage, not fashion storage! (Though we admire the creativity.)

This deck is so overbuilt it could survive a family reunion AND a hot tub. 💪😂

Joist hangers everywhere, beefy lumber, and connections that mean business.
Whoever built this said: “Once is enough, but twice is better.”

📋 Overbuilt? Yes.
📋 Unsafe? Not even close.
📋 Inspector-approved peace of mind? Absolutely.

🏠 HOME INSPECTION TRIVIA FRIDAY! 🔍
QUESTION: How often should you replace the batteries in your smoke detectors?
A) Once a year 📅
B) Every 6 months ⏰
C) When they start beeping at 2 AM 😴
D) Wait, I'm supposed to replace those? 🤔
ANSWER: A) Once a year! 🔋
Pro tip: Change them when you change your clocks for daylight saving time - easy to remember, January 1st to start the year off on the right foot, or on a random Tuesday night of your choosing.

And here's another tidbit: smoke detectors themselves should be replaced every 10 years, even if they seem fine. Studies show that smoke alarm's reliability drastically declines after 10 years. 😱

When's the last time YOU changed yours? Be honest! 👇

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