Kelly Washington

unmasking is wild because you spend years learning how to perform normalcy and then one day you’re just… doing whatever. in public.
… and someone catches you and for half a second you think ooooh no and then you think actually no, this is fine, this is me 🤪

homeownership is a scam. an evil pyramid scheme scam. no one warns you that homeownership is just bankrolling a very demanding, stationary dependent. and all your money is going to things no one will ever see. goodbye forever savings, hello new water main. 🛠️😩

if anyone in la needs a plumber… i do have a great one who i have given a lot of business to over the last year. 😅

already tired just thinking about all the fun I’m supposed to have this summer. 😴 😎

please tell me I’m not the only one who feels this right now. 👇

stumbled upon this draft from our honeymoon. I think im still feeling the exhaustion of wedding planning to honeymoon lol. even the duck was judging me.

still not over thiiisss 😭😭😭

played under the ghost ( event) for only 250 people and they absolutely ateeee.

this is the kind of experience you can’t even explain, you just had to be there. they sounded amazing, i need a new album asap.

think i got his number?

also how is this allowed? It wasn’t an after hours event or anything… he’s SO legit.

he couldn’t even come in 2nd 🙄

sorry to the mouse for our actions but you know it’s accurate 🫣

disney channel original movies were elite. and somehow we were the only luck of the Irish and cadet Kelly we saw all night?!

What’s your fav DCOM?

Disney channel nite fits 💅
🪄 alex russo
🎤 hannah montana
🎖️ cadet kelly yours truly 😜

disney channel nite had us in a chokehold and we showed up as the holy trinity of disney channel ladies 😭✨

disney channel nite is so good, honestly we’re debating going multiple nights next year lol.