Get Lit Provisions
Not for just anyone, just the ones who get it! We find the funny in slang and keep it clean/safe for your family & pets. If you know, you know.
Made with only US-grown soy wax, ZERO additives or harmful chemicals. Peace of mind comes from knowing what's in the products we use! Get Lit Provisions – Not for just anyone… just the ones who get it. We’re where wit meets wax, and where your “scents” of humor doesn’t have to come at the cost of safety. It all started because I wanted a candle that smelled amazing—but didn’t flood the air around me with carcinogens, hormone disruptors, or toxic junk. So I did the homework (and the hard work) to make it happen. At Get Lit Provisions, we pour every candle with purpose, using only 100% U.S.-grown soy wax and absolutely ZERO additives, toxins, or mystery chemicals—we ONLY us scents that contain absolutely none of the following:
✖ Phthalates – synthetic hormone disruptors
✖ Carcinogens – linked to cancer
✖ Mutagens – known to damage DNA
✖ Reproductive toxins – harmful to fertility and development
✖ Organ toxins – impact major body systems
✖ Acute toxins – dangerous with even single exposure
because peace of mind should be part of the burn! Our candles and wax melts are cheeky, clever, and always clean—designed for homes with kids, pets, and people who appreciate a good laugh. Inspired by everyday slang, pop culture, and a little Chicago grit, we’re here for the scent lovers who like their vibes a little offbeat, but their ingredients on point. Family-safe, pet-safe, always intentional.
09/27/2026
🌿🔥 WELL… THIS IS A FIRST! 😂
Today, Get Lit Provisions is hitting the dispensary scene!
I’m doing my FIRST EVER vendor event at Aces Dispensary in Plainfield, and honestly… this feels like a pretty damn appropriate place for Get Lit. 😂🕯️
I’ll have my staple collections with me:
🕯️ Get Lit & Serve
🐾 Get Lit & Paws
🌆 Chicago Southside Collection
BUT… because this is a dispensary, I had to make something EXCLUSIVE for Aces. 👀🌿
✨ Odor-Eliminating Candles
🚗 Car Sprays
🏠 Room Sprays
Because sometimes you want to enjoy your treats… without your car, house, or hoodie telling on you. 😂💨
So come hang out with me, sniff ALL the candles, check out the exclusive odor-eliminating line, and…
GET YOURSELF SOME TREATS.
You know what I mean. 😉🌿😂
📍 Aces Dispensary — The Poker Lounge
12627 S. Route 59
Plainfield, IL 60585
⏰ Today | 12:00–4:00 PM
Come get lit with me! 🕯️🌿
Get Lit Provisions has officially entered its dispensary era. 😂
08/21/2026
📚 Parent-Teacher Conference Survival Kit
Because nothing says “Sorry about my kid’s energy level (they totally get it from their other parent)” quite like a handmade candle that sparkles. 💁♀️
These limited-time Parent-Teacher Conference candles are the perfect peace offering for when you’ve got to look your child’s teacher straight in the eye. Bonus: they’re classy enough to say thank you and funny enough to break the ice.
At Get Lit Provisions, our candles are always:
✔️ 100% soy-based
✔️ Phthalate-free, carcinogen-free
✔️ Zero hormone disruptors
✔️ Safe to burn at home or in the classroom
$20 each — and worth every bit of goodwill they’ll buy you.
Message me to grab yours before they’re gone!
Because teachers deserve more than a conference… they deserve a candle.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNl5XiKy12J/?igsi=ZzY4NGg5Y3J0cWxi
08/21/2026
Parent-Teacher Conference Survival Kit
Because nothing says “Sorry about my kid’s energy level (they totally get it from their other parent)” quite like a handmade candle that sparkles. 💁♀️
These limited-time Parent-Teacher Conference candles are the perfect peace offering for when you’ve got to look your child’s teacher straight in the eye. Bonus: they’re classy enough to say thank you and funny enough to break the ice.
At Get Lit Provisions, our candles are always:
✔️ 100% soy-based
✔️ Phthalate-free, carcinogen-free
✔️ Zero hormone disruptors
✔️ Safe to burn at home or in the classroom
$20 each — and worth every bit of goodwill they’ll buy you.
Message me to grab yours before they’re gone!
Because teachers deserve more than a conference… they deserve a candle.
08/21/2026
🌆 Chicago's Southside
Born from Chicago. Inspired by the Southside. Made for the people who get it. This collection turns familiar places, memories, traditions, and a little Southside attitude into candles you can actually smell. Whether you grew up here, left but never really left, or simply understand the pride that comes with calling the Southside home—light one up and take a little piece of Chicago with you.
2oz melts $6
7oz squeezable wax melts $15
8oz cotton wick $20
12 oz wooden wick $27
08/21/2026
🐾 Get Lit & Paws
Because your dog has better taste than some people you know. Get Lit & Paws brings together pet-loving humor, playful names, and scents you'll actually want burning in your home. Made with safe ingredients to burn around you, your family and your pets and inspired by the ridiculous, lovable, four-legged members of our families. For the dog moms, cat dads, and unapologetically obsessed pet people.
A portion of the proceeds from this collection go to Dogs Are Deserving Rescue
2oz melts $6
7oz squeezable wax melts $15
8oz cotton wick $20
12 oz wooden wick $27
08/21/2026
🫡 Get Lit & Serve
Honor, resilience, and a little aromatherapy. The Get Lit & Serve Collection was created to recognize those who serve, those who support them, and those who understand that sometimes you just need to light a candle and take a damn breath. Thoughtful scents with a purpose—this collection helps aid with PTSD.
2oz melts $6
7oz squeezable wax melts $15
8oz cotton wick $20
12 oz wooden wick $27
08/06/2026
I good friend in the industry warmed my heart today when he posted this. I wish Patrick and Melissa the best of luck on their new chapter. Never forget where you came from and where you are always invited back to when you're homesick.
It’s always called a Frunchroom, even when you move to South Carolina!
06/25/2026
Exciting announcements! 6/25/26!
🛍️Special Retail Sale at Jayne La Grange!!
——> 11am kick off!
06/25/2026
It's gonna be a GREAT night!!!
06/22/2026
Thursday plans = sorted. 🗓️✔️
We are hosting our Glow & Light event this Thursday
from 6-8 PM, and you do not want to miss it!
We are bringing together the best elements of a spa night and a creative workshop.
The Details:Treat your skin to a $65 Mini Dermaplaning Facial (no appointment needed, just show up early!).
Create your own custom scent at the Pour Your Own Candle station (starts promptly at 6:00 PM!).
Sip on cocktails, enjoy sweet treats, and enter to win over $500 in raffle prizes.
Bring a friend and unwind with us!
🎟️ Registration is required for candle pouring. Scan the QR code on the flyer or click below to lock in your spot today
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1990131723558?aff=oddtdtcreator
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