Two Fools Tavern
"Where the Craic is MIghty" They envisioned and executed faithfully an authentic replication of the pubs they had visited in Ireland.
Two Fools Tavern is an unrelenting dream finally realized by folks who had a desire to bring a real Irish pub and eating establishment to Albuquerque, New Mexico. The warmth, charm, European feel and essence is all evident in the Two Fools Tavern. The colors, furniture, pictures on the wall, the knick knacks placed throughout ... and of course the ales, stouts and fine whiskies and cuisine of the
06/04/2026
Have you ever tried Gulden Draak?
Gulden Draak has been brewed in Belgium for decades and has earned a cult following for its rich, complex flavor and iconic dragon branding inspired by the golden dragon atop the Belfry of Ghent. This Belgian dark ale brings notes of caramel, dark fruit, and coffee with a smooth but powerful finish.
Give it a taste next time you visit! 🍺
06/02/2026
Scotch Eggs done the proper way 🍻
Two hard-boiled eggs wrapped in house-made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown and served with pub mustard. The perfect way to start your next visit.
05/29/2026
Veggie option, tavern style 🍄🥪
Our Portobello Mushroom Sandwich brings the flavor with grilled portobello, roasted peppers, fresh spinach, Swiss, and local sourdough. BONUS! It can be made vegan if that's your thing. Add a crisp Stella on the side, and lunch is handled.
See you soon!
05/26/2026
“Nice day for a Guinness,” said every Irish pub ever…and honestly, they’re right🍺
Whether you’re here for one pint or settling in for the afternoon, the stout is pouring and the welcome is warm at Two Fools Tavern!
05/23/2026
Now Hiring Part Time Host! Two Fools Tavern is in our 20th year and looking for a friendly, intelligent person to join our team. Apply in person today! Applicants must be at least 18 years old
05/21/2026
Not all great beer needs a tap handle 🍺
Grab an Old Speckled Hen in a tall boy can Two Fools Tavern! It's a smooth British amber ale with notes of malt and toffee and a balanced, easy finish.
If you know, you know. If you don’t, consider this your reminder to give it a try!
05/20/2026
This isn't your average “I’ll just get a salad” situation 🥗
The Original Spin is doing the most in the best way! Baby spinach tossed with Black Forest ham, mushrooms, tomato, candied walnuts, Swiss cheese, and our house mustard vinaigrette, topped with egg. It’s sweet, savory, crunchy, and creamy.
Give it a try next time you're in!
05/14/2026
Have you ever noticed that colorful, fruity jar glowing on the back counter at Two Fools? 👀✨
That’s one of our rotating infused whiskeys, and right now it’s pomegranate doing its thing. The light brings out that deep ruby color, hinting at the rich, smooth, fruit-forward flavor waiting inside.
These infusions change regularly. Stop in and try some today!
05/13/2026
This isn’t your average pastrami sandwich. 🥪
We bring in authentic New York pastrami made the right way, seasoned, slow-cooked, and stacked thick on really good rye bread with melted Swiss. It’s the kind of sandwich you think about long after the last bite. And yes, that glass of Belgian Kasteel in the background pairs with it beautifully!
Find your new favorite sandwich at Two Fools Tavern.
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05/07/2026
You know what time it is.
At Two Fools Tavern, the mantel clock always seems to land on one answer. Another round, a tasty bite, a good pour, and a little more time well spent.
Pull up a seat and make a moment of it 🥃
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3211 Central Avenue NE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Opening Hours
| Monday | 11am - 9pm |
| Tuesday | 11am - 10pm |
| Wednesday | 11am - 10pm |
| Thursday | 11am - 10pm |
| Friday | 11am - 11pm |
| Saturday | 11am - 11pm |
| Sunday | 11am - 9pm |