Club Dons

Imagine wrong turn, Nyege nyege edition.. 😂

The economy is hard sometimes u have to borrow your sons stockings on a Saturday when there is no school just to make things happen somewhere else

My husband was a drunkard! I was called every time to go and pick him out of the trenches he fell into drunk. Sometimes I wound find him in a coma. My family always asked me to leave him but I didn't because I was hoping he would change.

At some point, I got tired and couldn't take it any longer, so I decided to think outside the box to change the situation and do something. I was then called as usual to pick him and i went. I carried him straight to the mortuary.

I struck a deal with the mortuary attendant and i negotiated to lay my drunk husband on the ground with other corpses that were brought that day awaiting to be put in the mortuary fridge. Two hours later my husband woke up and began to beg that they should not put him in the fridge because he is not dead.

The mortuary attendant started to whip him with kibooko saying "You are the corpses that come here to do witchcraft and be disturbing, lie down." My husband cried, begged and begged. After the beating, the mortuary attendant finally let him out.

Now, anytime they are advertising any alcoholic drink on television, my husband just switches off the TV and goes to bed 😂

What if m7 decides to ask boda guys to bring the books where they have been writing names and telephone numbers of customers??!

😂 😂 Do i need to caption or u understand?

Ensi Kuyiiya

"Yesterday i had an experience at around 1pm on Bulabira Road in Najjera. I nearly fell victim to a con woman. As i drove along, I notice someone lying by the road side, covered with a 'leesu' but evidently her hand had a canulla.

I really thought she was drunk during the day, until i saw her hand as i dodged knocking her. I stopped and went to her and all she said was to check a paper in her hand. It was a clinic prescription pad with 150,000 shillings written on it.

The lady said she had been denied treatment because she couldn't afford. She was visibly shaking, low voice, crying tears, it seemed so real. I told her i would give her the money. I asked her if she could try to sit on a boda and she said she would.

She started to appreciate and blessing me for the help rendered. My car was full with kids so i couldnt take her myself. So as i get my wallet from the car, a random passerby stops and asks the lady if she was the same lady in mengo earlier that day and the sick lady immediately said she's not the one.

The passerby walks away and returns a minute later as we are helping the lady onto boda with other bodas who stopped. This time he is with a man who says he had been conned of 250k by the same lady in town. The guy said he even put her on a taxi and a few metres after she saw the woman disembarking and jumping onto a boda.

This "sick" lady denied but in denying even her full strength came back and she started to defend herself as she stood upright. So turns out, this is her game. I was lucky that coincidentally someone she had conned once was passing by.

Bodas gathered and started asking what was going on, I just got into my car and left. I feared she would be mob justiced if i explained to these boda men. She also jumped on another boda and disappeared."

Kabaka doesn’t have an allergy.
But they had to give you some sort of answer since you were making so much noise on social media.

Kabaka’s ailment can not be known by the public as that is bad for his own security.

We have people in this country who went to Russia and studied advanced poisoning. They can custom make for you a poison targeting a specific condition in your body as long as they are aware of it.

For instance if they know that you have diabetes, they can make a poison to target that condition only. Your entire family will eat from the same poisoned food but only you alone will die. They can even put such poison on a microphone used in public but intending to target only one person.

For such reasons, the Kabaka’s condition can’t be known to people other than those treating him.

The health facility he’s getting treatment from has to be top secret because he can be targeted from there as well. It doesn’t matter which country it’s in. Do you know how Ssekabaka Edward Muteesa died?

The Katikkiro takes an oath to protect the Kabaka with his own life. So even if you put him at gun point, he won’t tell tell you the Kabaka’s sickness.

Before you share things on social media for attention, make a careful analysis.

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*Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:*

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house has already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bathe too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die!
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.
42 when you come back from school late
43. When you didn't go to school early
Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to Ugandan parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say ....
*THANK YOU* 😂😂😂

😂 😂 Same results, same voters number margin, different years. This is uganda

A man like bebe cool. Bebe cool over the weekend did house work as his wife zuena and daughter beata Ssali looked on.. In one pic was seen asking for help but both seen just looking on as he died with all the house work.

Katumba yasalawo dda.. He wont vote for himself.. 😂 😂 Uganda enyuma