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Wednesday: Bikini night
Friday:Freaky Friday
Saturday: super saturday
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11/11/2021

My husband was a drunkard! I was called every time to go and pick him out of the trenches he fell into drunk. Sometimes I wound find him in a coma. My family always asked me to leave him but I didn't because I was hoping he would change.

At some point, I got tired and couldn't take it any longer, so I decided to think outside the box to change the situation and do something. I was then called as usual to pick him and i went. I carried him straight to the mortuary.

I struck a deal with the mortuary attendant and i negotiated to lay my drunk husband on the ground with other corpses that were brought that day awaiting to be put in the mortuary fridge. Two hours later my husband woke up and began to beg that they should not put him in the fridge because he is not dead.

The mortuary attendant started to whip him with kibooko saying "You are the corpses that come here to do witchcraft and be disturbing, lie down." My husband cried, begged and begged. After the beating, the mortuary attendant finally let him out.

Now, anytime they are advertising any alcoholic drink on television, my husband just switches off the TV and goes to bed ๐Ÿ˜‚

My husband was a drunkard! I was called every time to go and pick him out of the trenches he fell into drunk. Sometimes I wound find him in a coma. My family always asked me to leave him but I didn't because I was hoping he would change.

At some point, I got tired and couldn't take it any longer, so I decided to think outside the box to change the situation and do something. I was then called as usual to pick him and i went. I carried him straight to the mortuary.

I struck a deal with the mortuary attendant and i negotiated to lay my drunk husband on the ground with other corpses that were brought that day awaiting to be put in the mortuary fridge. Two hours later my husband woke up and began to beg that they should not put him in the fridge because he is not dead.

The mortuary attendant started to whip him with kibooko saying "You are the corpses that come here to do witchcraft and be disturbing, lie down." My husband cried, begged and begged. After the beating, the mortuary attendant finally let him out.

Now, anytime they are advertising any alcoholic drink on television, my husband just switches off the TV and goes to bed ๐Ÿ˜‚

[05/29/21]   What if m7 decides to ask boda guys to bring the books where they have been writing names and telephone numbers of customers??!

Photos from Club Dons's post 24/05/2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Do i need to caption or u understand?

22/05/2021

Ensi Kuyiiya

"Yesterday i had an experience at around 1pm on Bulabira Road in Najjera. I nearly fell victim to a con woman. As i drove along, I notice someone lying by the road side, covered with a 'leesu' but evidently her hand had a canulla.

I really thought she was drunk during the day, until i saw her hand as i dodged knocking her. I stopped and went to her and all she said was to check a paper in her hand. It was a clinic prescription pad with 150,000 shillings written on it.

The lady said she had been denied treatment because she couldn't afford. She was visibly shaking, low voice, crying tears, it seemed so real. I told her i would give her the money. I asked her if she could try to sit on a boda and she said she would.

She started to appreciate and blessing me for the help rendered. My car was full with kids so i couldnt take her myself. So as i get my wallet from the car, a random passerby stops and asks the lady if she was the same lady in mengo earlier that day and the sick lady immediately said she's not the one.

The passerby walks away and returns a minute later as we are helping the lady onto boda with other bodas who stopped. This time he is with a man who says he had been conned of 250k by the same lady in town. The guy said he even put her on a taxi and a few metres after she saw the woman disembarking and jumping onto a boda.

This "sick" lady denied but in denying even her full strength came back and she started to defend herself as she stood upright. So turns out, this is her game. I was lucky that coincidentally someone she had conned once was passing by.

Bodas gathered and started asking what was going on, I just got into my car and left. I feared she would be mob justiced if i explained to these boda men. She also jumped on another boda and disappeared."

Ensi Kuyiiya

"Yesterday i had an experience at around 1pm on Bulabira Road in Najjera. I nearly fell victim to a con woman. As i drove along, I notice someone lying by the road side, covered with a 'leesu' but evidently her hand had a canulla.

I really thought she was drunk during the day, until i saw her hand as i dodged knocking her. I stopped and went to her and all she said was to check a paper in her hand. It was a clinic prescription pad with 150,000 shillings written on it.

The lady said she had been denied treatment because she couldn't afford. She was visibly shaking, low voice, crying tears, it seemed so real. I told her i would give her the money. I asked her if she could try to sit on a boda and she said she would.

She started to appreciate and blessing me for the help rendered. My car was full with kids so i couldnt take her myself. So as i get my wallet from the car, a random passerby stops and asks the lady if she was the same lady in mengo earlier that day and the sick lady immediately said she's not the one.

The passerby walks away and returns a minute later as we are helping the lady onto boda with other bodas who stopped. This time he is with a man who says he had been conned of 250k by the same lady in town. The guy said he even put her on a taxi and a few metres after she saw the woman disembarking and jumping onto a boda.

This "sick" lady denied but in denying even her full strength came back and she started to defend herself as she stood upright. So turns out, this is her game. I was lucky that coincidentally someone she had conned once was passing by.

Bodas gathered and started asking what was going on, I just got into my car and left. I feared she would be mob justiced if i explained to these boda men. She also jumped on another boda and disappeared."

17/04/2021

Kabaka doesnโ€™t have an allergy.
But they had to give you some sort of answer since you were making so much noise on social media.

Kabakaโ€™s ailment can not be known by the public as that is bad for his own security.

We have people in this country who went to Russia and studied advanced poisoning. They can custom make for you a poison targeting a specific condition in your body as long as they are aware of it.

For instance if they know that you have diabetes, they can make a poison to target that condition only. Your entire family will eat from the same poisoned food but only you alone will die. They can even put such poison on a microphone used in public but intending to target only one person.

For such reasons, the Kabakaโ€™s condition canโ€™t be known to people other than those treating him.

The health facility heโ€™s getting treatment from has to be top secret because he can be targeted from there as well. It doesnโ€™t matter which country itโ€™s in. Do you know how Ssekabaka Edward Muteesa died?

The Katikkiro takes an oath to protect the Kabaka with his own life. So even if you put him at gun point, he wonโ€™t tell tell you the Kabakaโ€™s sickness.

Before you share things on social media for attention, make a careful analysis.

Kabaka doesnโ€™t have an allergy.
But they had to give you some sort of answer since you were making so much noise on social media.

Kabakaโ€™s ailment can not be known by the public as that is bad for his own security.

We have people in this country who went to Russia and studied advanced poisoning. They can custom make for you a poison targeting a specific condition in your body as long as they are aware of it.

For instance if they know that you have diabetes, they can make a poison to target that condition only. Your entire family will eat from the same poisoned food but only you alone will die. They can even put such poison on a microphone used in public but intending to target only one person.

For such reasons, the Kabakaโ€™s condition canโ€™t be known to people other than those treating him.

The health facility heโ€™s getting treatment from has to be top secret because he can be targeted from there as well. It doesnโ€™t matter which country itโ€™s in. Do you know how Ssekabaka Edward Muteesa died?

The Katikkiro takes an oath to protect the Kabaka with his own life. So even if you put him at gun point, he wonโ€™t tell tell you the Kabakaโ€™s sickness.

Before you share things on social media for attention, make a careful analysis.

[03/29/21]   ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
*Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:*

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house has already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you donโ€™t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bathe too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When youโ€™re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you donโ€™t die!
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.
42 when you come back from school late
43. When you didn't go to school early
Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to Ugandan parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say ....
*THANK YOU* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Photos from Club Dons's post 19/01/2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Same results, same voters number margin, different years. This is uganda

10/01/2021

A man like bebe cool. Bebe cool over the weekend did house work as his wife zuena and daughter beata Ssali looked on.. In one pic was seen asking for help but both seen just looking on as he died with all the house work.

09/01/2021

Katumba yasalawo dda.. He wont vote for himself.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Uganda enyuma

08/01/2021

U need to dig deeper next time

Those saying kyagulanyi did bad to take his family out please explain this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

05/01/2021

So apparently yesterday religious leaders released doves to fly as a sign of peace for Uganda during this election period, but the birds all said "nah. Twayanga. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

05/01/2021

Uganda artist Rodah k saying hi from west gate

04/01/2021

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27/12/2020

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26/10/2020

Before and after.. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿคฃ

14/10/2020

Ladies 1 day you will Kill us. ๐Ÿ™„

13/10/2020
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12/10/2020

WHY CHICKEN LIVE WITH PEOPLE

1. A very long time ago, chickens were wild. They lived in the bush just like other birds and animals. Mr. C**k was the proudest of all. All the other birds and animals were afraid of Mr. C**k because he said that his comb was made of fire. Any animal who did not obey him might have been burnt.

2. One evening, Mother Leopard came home late. She wanted to cook some food for her children. When she went to the kitchen, she found that the fire had gone out. She sent her children to the chicken-house. She wanted them to ask the c**k for some fire from his comb. She told them to go without a moment's delay because she wanted to cook their food before six o'clock. Her children were afraid to go to the chicken-house. They were afraid of Mr. C**k. If they ever made him angry, they might be burnt. But their mother had told them what to do. They had to obey her.

3. When they reached the chicken-house, all the chickens were asleep. Even Mr. C**k was asleep. The leopard children didn't know what to do. They didn't know how to get the fire. They decided to go back home and tell their mother what had happened.

4. When Mother Leopard heard this story, she gathered some of the dry grass which was near the house. She went back to the chicken-house with her children. She wanted to steal some fire from Mr. C**k's comb. Mr. C**k was asleep when Mother Leopard arrived. Mother Leopard quietly put the dry grass very near Mr. C**k's comb. She thought the grass would catch fire. But it wouldn't burn. Was his comb really made of fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ? Mother Leopard decided to find out. She touched his comb. Then her children also touched his comb. It was very cold. They knew that Mr. C**k could not burn them. All the leopard family began to laugh. The chickens awoke and so did Mr. C**k. He started to shout at them. He turned his comb towards them. He said, "You should run away. Aren't you afraid?

5. Mother Leopard said, "We've touched your comb and we know about your trick! We aren't afraid of your trick now. We'll go back and call all the other animals. We'll tell them about your trick and you'll be killed."

6. The chickens were afraid. Mr. C**k and all the other chickens ran away. They went to the house of a man and asked him for help and food. Since that time, chickens have lived with people. Whenever they see a leopard, they run away.

Adapted from 'The Nile English Course.' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

12/10/2020
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12/10/2020

Abadde alumya abayaye akwatiddwa after the check bounced. ๐Ÿ˜‚

12/10/2020

Wedding day drama.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Always do background check.. Women and men are unpredictable

11/10/2020
10/10/2020
10/10/2020

18 and above.

My friend from Ghana wants to teach u ladies something.. ๐Ÿ™Œ

10/10/2020

Mujjoga Bassaja mwe.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

08/10/2020
08/10/2020

New life guard condom package, New pic. Ruth Kalibala is now no more, Just like a condom, used and dumped

07/10/2020
07/10/2020

THE LEGEND OF BADANG

Badang was a young slave who dreamed of becoming strong and free. He had an old fish trap that he set every chance he could in the nearby river to catch fish. One day, Bandang discovered only bones in his net.

Determined to catch the culprit, Badang cast his net again and hid behind some tall grass till the identity of the thief was revealed; a strange looking spectre. Badang fearlessly confronted the spectre, who begged to be let go, promising to grant Badang any wish he wanted.

Taking this chance, Badang wished to be stronger than any man. The spectre agreed on one condition โ€“ Badang had to eat up what the spectre threw up. True to the spectre's words, after Badang had fulfilled the task, he was able to uproot a tree effortlessly. Badang let the spectre go, and returned to his master.

Back in the village, Badang's use of his newfound strength at work amazed his master and other villagers. It was not long before the King of ancient Singapore, Sri Rama Wira Kerma, heard about Badang and summoned him to his court, appointing him as a court warrior. There, Badang's fame went beyond to as far as India. Not to be outdone, the ruler of India sent the kingdom's strongest man, Wadi Bijaya, to Singapura for a duel with Badang.

A series of matches tested the two men's strength, all of which showed Badang to be the stronger of the two. A final test, a rock throwing contest, was agreed upon to put all doubts to rest. While Wadi Bijaya could only lift the enormous rock up to his knees, Badang lifted it up over his head and flung it into the sea where it landed near the mouth of Sungai Singapura (Singapore River).

This huge stone, later blown up to pieces in 1843 by British Acting Settlement Engineer, Captain Stevenson, came to be known as the Singapore Stone.

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