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Stop removing her clothes when u know u are '2 mins man',let her just shift her pants one side for u...Don't make her go true stress of wearing back all her clothes after 2 mins.....That nonsense must end this 2017.....😡😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In case
You don't
See me around
Or on line
Just ngenzeeee ku baby shower yaaaa YESU.
Inform the rest☝☝
Siriiwo ngenze Jerusalem 🚶‍♀🚶‍♀🚶‍♀

😂😂😂😂😂😂. Fat girls are always shy to hang their panties outside because it looks like *raincoat*😝😝😝😝.

When your wife is on the phone alerting her boyfriend that you're around...

"I'm fine man of God, The Angels are around and are protecting us." 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

Ladies😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please help me pray 4 my neighbor's son. We are on our way 2 d hospital now. he swallowed Memory Card (8G) & he is singing all d songs on it. We don't know what will happen when he gets to d videos folder coz its full of war films and blue movies Don't laugh 🙆🙆🙆

I will fight for her the way barca fought for glory..
I will defend her the way Dortmund defended their post...
I will flog her enemies, the way Bayern flogged arsenal..
I will win her hrt the way Chelsea is winning EPL.
And my love will be as conSIXtent as man utd in 6th position
I will buy her lots of jewelries the way madrid has won alot of ucl trophies
That is called true love.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat.
When the man arrived to kill the rat they were more than a thousand rats bunched up and one sitting by itself away from the pack.
He killed the one by itself and that was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond.
The amazed owner of the diamond asked: How did you know it was that rat?
He responded: Very easy.... When Africans get rich they start boosting 😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

(y) Johnny was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an Eyes operation.
So he says, "doctor, I still can't see"
The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to
undress in front of him.
The Doctor Asks Johnny if he was seeing Anything..
Johnny answers : "I can't see!"
Doctor tells nurse to open her legs and show her Private Part.
Again Johnny says : "doctor I can't see still."
The doctor answered : "You are stupid, if you can't see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ER****ON? , Nurse prepare his bill please😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

*Similarity between a man and a rat*
😂😜🤓
*They are both always looking for new holes to enter*
😂😂😜

*A town planner was asked ''What do u think is wrongly designed on a woman's body?'' He answered, ''I think the entertainment centre is too close to the sewage system*''. 👆👆👆😂😂😂