KING GARRI

Only five minutes wey Adam leave Eve for Garden, she follow snake go hook up even carry takeaway come back.
Women sef
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S*x is a TEMPTATION
Cause by a SENSATION
Where a man stick his LOCATION
Into a gal DESTINATION
To increase the POPULATION
Of the new GENERATION
Did u get my EXPLANATION
Or u need a DEMONSTRATION

TYPES OF HUSBANDS:

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND.
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND.
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually
Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Marriage is a responsibility if u are not ready pls remain single.

Peter and Paul, two brothers nickname, P square
sang a song called (DO ME) and got (IFUNANYA)
pregnant, they ran to escape the (TEMPTATION)
but their (BUZZY BODY) couldn't allow them to
stay, while running they ran into (DANGER) and
began to (ROLL IT) until (GAME OVER). This
twins now decided to trick (BEAUTIFUL
ONYINYE) by telling her you must to (CHOP MY
MONEY) she is now happy and dancing
(ALINGO) not knowing that they will deal with
her (PERSONALLY). This twins now gave out
their (TESTIMONEY) because they have received
their (BANK ALERT) for them to spend on their
(FINANCIAL WOMAN😄😄😄😄😄
When the ran out of cash they began to (REASON WITH ME)
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Say Women's day do how ehhh??? 🤣🤣

Small Women day and they send man boy for kitchen, is this correct guys?? 🤣

a poor man acts richly to impress a woman and a rich man acts poor to test a woman.

Teacher : You got 20%

Aggy: but sir 🫦

Teacher: oh, my mistake. it’s 93%

If SPIDER WEB unites, it can tie up a LION

1 month of African Proverbs starts 2day.
We'll be havx 2 Proverbs a day,u can pv me urs.Love y'all Garrian children

When you are Madly in Love 😻 Reserve small sense in case of Emergency 🆘

Nah God dey pity man ohhh, out of 10 commandments I don't disobey 9 nah only thou shall not kill remain. 🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️