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14/05/2026

Dear my beloved beautiful upcoming artist

I’ve listened to tons of some of your songs with great ideas… but weak arrangements that kill the vibe.

So I’m opening the doors for you.
Every Sunday, I’m teaching FREE lessons on:
How to structure a song that keeps listeners hooked
Turning raw ideas into full, radio-ready arrangements
What makes a beat, hook, and verse actually hit the program will start next week 25th of may 2026

No gatekeeping. Just practical skills you can use immediately.
God bless you
One love
64 in one ☝️

+211 987 007 300

13/05/2026

"When a goat is excited, just know a buyer is around the corner."
If they only call you when they need something,
you’re not a friend... you’re a market day special

Stop acting excited for clout.
Either be real daily, or stay in the pen

13/05/2026

How do you say Woman in Moru and Kuku language ?

12/05/2026

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11/05/2026

Mc What’s going on here

POJULU FESTIVAL WAS WELL DESIGNED BUT THEY DESIGNED THEIR OWN SON MC LOMOEX OUTSIDE PROGRAM

I swear by my grandmother’s okra, Pojulu Community doesn’t know Mc lumoex is their own.

WHAT I WITNESSED YESTERDAY AT POJULU FESTIVAL:
Mc Lumoex — CEO of Kilukilu Ana Comedy, the man who makes the whole of Juba laugh until their ribs file complaints…

Was treated like a boda guy who entered VIP by mistake.

THE GATE
Security: “You are not allowed here. Go and sit outside there.”
Lumoex: “But I’m performing—”
Security: “Leave from here. Orders.”

BACKSTAGE
Organizer: “Who are you?”
Lumoex: “Mc Lumoex. Kilukilu Ana—”
Organizer: “Chai. You cannot perform now. Go back.”

LUMOEX’S FACE
That look? That was not comedy. That was “So this is how Jesus felt in Nazareth” energy.

THIS IS MC LUMOEX.
The same guy whose jokes your uncle uses to toast girls.
The same guy whose Performance your auntie sends in the family WhatsApp group with “See your son 😂😂😂”
The CEO of Kilukilu Ana Comedy was told to go sit outside like expired bread.

POJULU COMMUNITY, LET’S TALK:
Do you know this man is your son? He’s Pojulu! From your own soil! Your own blood! Your own funny bone!
Who made the guest list? They invited goats, invited chairs, invited banners… but forgot to invite the person who can actually make people stay for the banners?
“You cannot perform now, chai.” Now? When? After the festival? Should he perform for the cleaning crew?

FUNNY BUT SERIOUS LESSONS:
Know your own celebrities. If you don’t claim Lumoex, Nigerians will. Next thing you hear “Mc Lumoex from Lagos” and we’ll be crying in Juba Arabic.
VIP means “Very Important Pojulu” too. If your own CEO is outside, who is inside? Your ancestors?
Kilukilu Ana is not just comedy. It’s cultural export. You budget for tents but not for talent? The tent will be empty while Lumoex is trending in Kampala.

TO MC LUMOEX:
Bro, we saw you. We know you. We claim you.
Next time carry your birth certificate + Pojulu ID + DNA results.
Bro Winner �� was welcomed like Pojulu prince instead

10/05/2026

Good evening from Team Protocol

09/05/2026

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09/05/2026

Can I announce another hit or 🙄

09/05/2026

Pojulu Family hope to join you tomorrow

09/05/2026

The first Dancehall Artist in China

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