Sebit Emma

In 1987 the Dinka and the Nuer communities decided to have a drinking competition.

A week before the competition, the Nuer sent their messengers to the Dinka community to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of the Nuer brought 10 ltrs of their strongest brewed beer (siko aragi).

One of the Dinka men asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished 10Ltrs at once, and said ''This is ok 😁... Now where is the main beer?''

People were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5 glasses of this beer and stood breathing!

Then the Nuer messengers asked him, 'Are you among the competitors? The Dinka man said, 'Me? Nooooo! I didn't qualify...!!

Competition was cancelled.🤣🤣🤣

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Last 5 meeting was in favor of Arsenal by winning three games over Chelsea and Chelsea with two only.
✅ Wins: Arsenal (3) 🤝 Draw: (0) ❌ Lost: (2)
✅ Wins: Chelsea (2) 🤝 Draw: (0) ❌ Lost: (3)

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🇫🇷 3. Mbappé
🇧🇷 4. Vinicius
🇫🇷 5. Benzema
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🇫🇷 18. Maignan
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 20. Grealish

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There’s a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.✍️

WHO ARE YOU?

Some people were born to serve
But some were born to minister
And some were born to deliver
In whom I take refuge

My art is my identity
My roots are where I am
I am how I relate to one another
And what I believe in and value

I value in immorality and sympathy
I am how I sincere to others
I am a man between men
I desire the tenacity and sobriety
And what do you do?

LAUGH😂😂

1..All liars will go to hell...tailors stop telling your customers that u have finished what you have not started 😆🤣🤣

2. I can never date a broke guy in my life God forbid 🙅‍♂️
🙆‍♂️But your bathing soap has turned into SIM card size? 😆😂😂

3. There is a kind of huge money you will give your father, he will forget that you are his son.. He will be like: "My brother, God bless you" 🙆‍♂️😆😆😂

4. My brother, don't mind wearing one boxer for a week 🙈..
Did Merlin not wear one cloth from season 1-5??😄😆
Mtcheeew..rubbish 😂😂

5. It's not that I can't fight oo😏🙁
GLORIOUS EXIT and GONE TOO SOON are not the same thing 🤣🤣

6..HER: "Can I go out?
MOM: "Kiden you are 30,you are not even supposed to come back📢
🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

7. Some ladies have been cooking for their guys for 5years now and the only assurance they get is.."Bby, the man that will marry you will enjoy oo"🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

8. When you ask for her number and she says..lemme have yours..😏
If you listen carefully, you will hear the devil laughing as you've been rejected🤣🤣

9. LETS PLAY A GAME..
Apart from..*am not in the mood*, *i am on my period*😆
Which other excuses has a lady ever given you??🤣🤣

10. I can't wait for my best friend wedding where I will get food more than 6 times and drink Soda 😋😋

11. When next Muony Atut insult you..
Tell him to spell.."irregularities of parallelogram".. And watch your God to fight for you😁 😂😂

12. You're testing her if she's after your money and she's also testing if you are stingy
Devil is controlling both of you 😂😂

Don't laugh alone so that you stomach don't burst alone, share with friends 😁

No woman is more beautiful than that woman you have in your home as a wife. Spend on her she will be like those you see outside.

I'm so sad and depressed,
All I want to do is rest.

I go to sleep at night.
But my dreams I just can't fight.

I think of you laying on that bed,
And wonder if there is anything I could have said.

I wish you were still here,
But I know that you are still near.

I love you more than you know,
I just wish you didn't have to go.

I just want 1 more day with you,
And I know thats what you wanted too.

I miss you more and more each day,
There is so much more we had to say.

I know I will see you again,
And all i've lost i will regain.

~ Sebit Emma ~

Great page. Correct results always

I do gain my sight in the day,
After a long night in blindness.

I'm prey amongst my peers,
They chum me in their needs,
But shun me in my needs.

I hit the road of no paths,
'turns I have faith in fate.
En route a destination that is unknown,
And only trust in hope.

In my loss, they gained.
In my progress, they're pained.

My failure they seek,
My sadness they crave.

I do foresee,
But in the dark i cannot see.

I'm a great boxer,
But can't punch a fly to death.

I know who to face,
But they surround me at all phases.
How could i start a fight with my mates,
Knowing it could last till the end of days?

In their conspiracies I sought aspiration
In their discouragements I brought out motivation.

i can't promise you a perfect relationship but as long as we trying, i'm staying.

• "you've changed 🙂"

-yeah pain changed me 🤧💔 typing "I'm okay" with eyes full of tears changed me 🤧💔 crying alone in the dark room changed me🤧💔 being unlove changed me 🤧💔

- I must say I put people first before me 🤧💔 I loved before loving myself 🤧💔 cared about them and forgot myself 🤧💔

- I've been there for them when they needed me 🤧💔 but today they forgot me🤧💔🖕 nothing hurt more than being alone in the time of need 💔🤧 people forget you like you don't exist 💔🤧

- I realized one thing....am never gonna heal 💔🤧

Dear pain🥺

- can I have a discount 💔🥺 cause am now your regular customer 🥺🥺