Emma YD

Good morning.
I have been focusing on my profile
within the last two days my people.
Sorry for not posting since yesterday but let's drop a follow to the profile and we catch up there.

Happy New Year

Nobody is safe if I don't find my bottle of beer on this bus 😂🤦

But wait Oo🤔🤔, Is she calling the
police?🙆🙆What have I done? 🤦🙆

😂 LAUGH JOOR 😪

1. My bank alert just said "Dear customer, how are you doing?" No balance, just vibes. I DEY MAD OHH! 😭😂

2. Telling an African babe "We should break up" then she says "Wait, let me call my mummy." See trouble. Run, my brother, run! 🏃🏽‍♂️💨

3. I told my friend I was "2 minutes away." Right now, I am still looking for my bathroom slippers. Who send me message? 🤦🏽‍♀️

4. If your mama calls your name AND your father's name, just know you have finished your life assignment for the day. You are going home early. 💀

5. People who clap the loudest when the Pastor says "We are collecting offering," have the smallest change in their pocket. Hypocrisy level 1000. 🤏🏽💸

6. Airtel/Glo/MTN knows I am poor, that’s why my 2GB expires faster than expired milk. Wetin happen nawaoo! 💔📶

7. Frying plantain takes 30 minutes. Eating it takes 30 seconds. This life no balance, joor. 🍌😩

8. Why do rich people wear big dark glasses in Lekki Mall, where there is no sun? Is it not blindness they are forming? Abi? 😎😂

9. The night before exams, I read one line 50 times and start asking myself if I am the one that paid school fees. Sleep is better. 😴📚

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Confusion is when you stole a meat
from the pot and forgot whether the pot was fully covered or Half covered🤦🙆🙆🤣😂😂

Wow! Queen Patience Amebo Did you just join my drinking career? 🙆🤪🤣🤔🤔

No matter how a lady smiles inside a
bus, I will not smile back until she pays her transport fare🙂‍↔️🥺🧐

Hunger nearly killed😫 me last night.
I refused to eat so that she would beg me, instead she finished the food, washed the plates and slept🙆🤦........Cynthia if I marry you make I bend🙅😡🤔

I think these guys defeated me.

Sorry, I have a woman in my life,
close your legs, I can't cheat on my queen. Apart from me, do such men still exist? 🤔🙆🫣

I saw my wife and girlfriend greeting each other yesterday
I don't understand what is going on.🤔😡🤔🤔.