Real Talks

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed Around Airport road 2 years ago... imagine

"Incredible!" said the manager

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

Both the manager and the secretary fainted.

Ninja Never Die😁

“Baby love me”

I am a man, who wish
to be the man in
your dream.

I am a man, longing
for your attention
in the crowd.

I am a man, who wish
to win your love for
once.

I am a man, longing
for my moon to
stay with me.

I am a man, who wish
for the star to grant
my love for you.

I am a man, who is
deeply inlove with
your gaze.

But I'm also the man
who is afraid of your
rejection.

Baby love me!!!

The Mood, The Rain

I was walking
barefoot in the
middle of night,

the rain was
heavy and blue,
you came outta

nowhere carrying
an umbrella to
cover up my body,

I smiled at you
with the tears
flowing on my

cheek, and then
you whispered
to my ears how

your love was
made because of
me, so once again

I smiled, a bitter,
full of despairs
lying on my lips,

the umbrella
fell on the surface,
and your figure

was slowly fading,
I tried to hold you;
yet It was too late—

all I know was
myself stuck in
the heavy rain.

“Pray to have a partner who always has a soft heart for you.”

Choose a partner with a good heart no matter what his financial status is.

Inside the reality of married life you'll see that having a big house, huge savings accounts are only secondary.

You'll prefer someone whom you can talk to about anything, someone who's also a good father to your children, someone who's faithful, someone who you can trust.

There's no price tag to a happy family.

Don't be afraid to marry a work in progress man.

Materialities are worthless discipline, loyal, caring, brave, faithful, humble, hardworking, and confident partner.

You need care and love be wise...

Do not fall in love with me

Do not fall in love
With people like me.
people like me
will love you so hard
that you turn into stone
into a statue where people
come to marvel at how long
it must have taken to carve
that faraway look into your eyes

Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth

Do not come any closer.
people like me
are bombs
when our time is up
we will splatter loss
all over your walls
in angry colors
that make you wish
your doorway never
learned our name

do not fall in love
with people like me.
with the lonely ones
we will forget our own names
if it means learning yours
we will make you think
hurricanes are gentle
that pain is a gift
you will get lost
in the desperation
in the longing for something
that is always reaching
but never able to hold

do not fall in love
with people like me.
we will destroy your
apartment
we will throw apologies at you
that shatter on the floor
and cut your feet

we will never learn
how to be soft

we will leave.
we always do.

GLAMORIZ

YOU saw him in a facebook group:
You check his Profile picture He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016 He is handsome
He inboxed you You reply, all excited You'll want 2 hook up You set a date You dress up that Legging With No underwear Smelling good You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave He takes you 4 lunch to pyramids hotel He Takes you for - Drinks At Radisson Blu You two have a good time He rubs your hand Makes you laugh Gives you looks and smiles You stupidly fall in love It's like you've known him Forever He takes you to his apartment He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed Kiss you passionately You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in,It feels good
You know it's wrong,but it feels good You ask for protection, he says it's too late You obey and don't disturb He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too He hits it nice and slow After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water He helps you drink it, ooohh You feel special "He must be the one" you think to yourself You get dressed He takes you to the taxi park He kisses you on the cheeks and says "I had a great time," Gives You cash You smile and say "See you tomorrow babe." He stays silent Your taxi drives away, In the taxi u can't stop smiling You get home and inbox him that you got home safe He is online, but doesn't reply It's unlike him, so you inbox him again He doesn't respond Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list HE BLOCKED YOU Days, weeks, months passes by You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth You go to the clinic. Get tested Minutes later, Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!" ".HOW ?"You don't understand Reality hits you You walk home Scared Confused You go to the bus stop You lay, hopeless, emotionless You see death coming nearer You look into the sky & mumble a prayer That's the end of you Don't be that girl !Live well Stop Chasing Material Things.

16 THINGS TO LEARN TOO LATE:

1. The less you say, the more your words will matter.

2. Don't take everything personally. Not everyone thinks about you, as much as yourself does.

3. When you focus on problems, you'll have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities.

4. No matter how much it hurts now, someday you will look back and realize your struggle changed your life for the better.

5. There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you're the one that will change theirs.

6. Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.

7. When you are ignored by a person whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in your brain will be similar to physical pain.

8. Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

9. Once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.

10. If you do not have control over your mouth, you will not have control over your future.

11. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

12. Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.

13. The only person you have to face in the morning is yourself.

14. Nothing feels as good as something you do from the heart.

15. You are a reflection of the 5 people you spend the most time with.

16. Your potential is directly correlated to how well you know yourself.
May God bless you 🙏

“Love Broken”

There is no moonlight
To guide my eyes tonight
So I cry in the dark love broken

I’ve dug many graves for love, so many different me’s
Never a proper burial though
But, roses do grow from tear clouds above

The hurt bleeds me, I’m losing the will to live
Time laughs at me again, telling me eternity will never let me go
I am not worthy of forgiveness, love me life, you will know

My words of love are lies, her reflection tells me goodbye
My sins shoot arrows, piercing me all through the night
Bleeding, I fill a cup and toast my last heartbeat right

There is nothing to find
For I leave nothing behind
Even my blood ink of poems disappears

I am a memory of disdain
Myself and others in pain
No apologies, for I am a poet of fears

BROKEN KEYS

You played until nothing was left
Each chord you played in key
Sweetly sounding to her ears
She wasn't able to foresee

The notes you played were hypnotic
She couldn't see it coming
Those rustic keys with ebony
That keep her heart from running

Stuck in a trance, oh so devine
It was music to your ears
Each song you played, you played in line
With calming all her fears

Over and over, these sweet melodies
Had made her love so blind
The wear and tear on each piano key
Had left her heart behind

She was being played a fool
One day, the music stopped
The ebony and ivory
Straight from her soul had dropped

No more sweet melodies
No harmonious tunes
By the time she could finally see,
The piano was in ruins

MY MASK

Pride is my mask
Behind it I hide
Afraid to seek help
My problems denied

Hiding on the inside
of my pride
Behind my mask, I hide it all
I can't fall, I'm standing tall

I am strong
I am not weak
I don't need the help
That I won't seek

I bleed through my mask
But you don't see
This mask of pride,
that adorns me

I can't be a failure
I can't let you see
I don't want your judgement
It's my bad quality

Until I fade away
And that mask begins to melt
Straight from off my face
Revealing me and all my hell

Hiding inside, I am not free
Time to throw away
My mask of pride
And let you see, the real me

WHO IS SHE?

She finally knew, who she was
She was kind, she was smart

She was good enough!

She finally knew, she needed no other
To tell her how much, she had it together

She was good enough!

She finally believed, on her own
She was the Queen, of her own throne

She was good enough!

She finally came, to understand
Her strength she held, inside her hands

She was good enough!

She finally saw, in those eyes of hers
A love for herself, was so deserved

She was good enough!

Do not let anyone tell you, you aren't
The gifts that you're given are a piece of art
Do not let someone tear you apart

You were good enough, from the very start!

IN MY EYES

Look me in my eyes
And say what you need to say
Don't be afraid to break my heart
I've cried all my tears away

Look me in my eyes
Do you really have it in you
To break this heart of mine
After all that I have been through

If my eyes could speak
Do you wonder what they'd say
Every little part of me
Is fighting for a better day

If my eyes could speak
Do you think they would still show
All the hurt that is inside me
That my eyes always disclose

Look me in my eyes
And say what you need to say
Don't be afraid to break my heart
I've cried all my tears away