Benjamin

Wait yes you seeing this post ✋Let me educate you, 😀 Do you know that
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words👇

"COMPLETE and FINISHED". 🤔

Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is:-
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! But,
When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! ....
And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are ...COMPLETELY FINISHED! 😀 And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY🥴🥴🤣

Hope I've made your blessed soul glad 😀 please do well to add me up for more jokes 🙏👉 Benjamin

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As I lifted this chicken
May those cheating on their partner see dog 🙆🤷

1. I need to tell you a s£cret; look at 5.
2. The answer is.... look at 11.❤️
3. Don't get m@d, look at 15.🔥
4. Calm down don't be m@d, look at 13.😉
5. First look at 2.🥰
6. Dont be that âñgry look at 12.🕯️
7. I just wanted to say I LOVE YOU.😘
8. What I wanted to tell you is.. THE ANSWER IS ON 14.🤩
9. Be patient look at 4.😍
10. This is the last time I am going to do this look at 7.🥰
11. I hope you are not m@d when I say this; look at 6.😟
12. Sorry look at 8.😟
13. Dont get m@d, look at 10.😥
14. I dont know how to say this but look at 3.🥺
15. You must be really äñgry but look at number 9......😥

Br£ak!ng news, Do You know that
The eagle on the Nigerian coat of ârm was caught yesterday's night trying to le@ve the country🙆🏽‍♂️🤣🤷

I don't know much about birds 🤷🏽‍♂️
But I can id£ntify the female bird in this picture 🤔🙄

Please take me to 200 followers 🙏

Unâ for no sit down na, 🤷🏽‍♂️
I think say l!fê no dey tîrē Ūnâ 🤔 W£rey Nigerian coat of arm🙄🙄

Guys, where dose this lead to?
I don't understand this road sign 🚸😒🙆🤷

I was coming out from a hotel and àcc!d£ntally hit a woman's bwess with my £lbow, I apologized saying "if your heart is soft as your bwess, i know you will forg!ve me" The lady replied hmmm, “if your pr££k is as h@rd as your elbow, am in room 305.,,,,, Here I am😁🤣😁

Are you tired of being single and sleeping alone,?
*DM me*To join vigilante group as you no fit find Love you go fit catch thief 🤣🤣🤣