Deejay Fuse

Lightning means angels are taking Pictures and
screenshs for judgment day,

So if you are ma********ng and you hear "Praaaa", just forget it.!!
It's over... No heaven for you..😂😂😕😕

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; Is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on?. You may say it now or forever remain silent.

Phiri quickly stood up at the back and started walking towards the altar.

The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church.

The Pastor gave phiri the microphone to say what he wanted to say.

Phiri angrily said; Pastor, please try to speak louder, at the back we can't get you clearly..😕

😂😂

The only time when a man's concentration level is at 100% is when he is shaving his balls😂😂😂😂😂 🚶🚶🚶

TEACHER: Oxygen was first discovered in the year 1772..

Juntto: But what were people breathing before that year?😕😕

The shortest conversation in the world is wen u are in the Toilet then someone pushes the door!!
You : Ahh😓😓😓
The person : Ooh😨😨😨😨

Last night after having too many drinks,
Juntto left the party quitely leaving his car behind because he knew drunk driving is dangerous so he took a taxi.

Suddenly, from the party, his friend Figura phoned him and asked

**'*where have you gone?'**

Juntto replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home instead.

Figura laughed and shouted back: which home because the party is in your house.....
*😀😀😀

To whom it may concern, *drink responsibly !*

*Dear Drivers*
*Pls when u get to bumps*
*Pls slow down*
*Some girls are tired of returning their breast in the bra*
😒😒

After dipping Juntto three times in water during his baptism in a catholic church,

The pastor said to him "You are now a new creature, so your name is no longer Juntto but Miracle, From now onward, no eating of meat. Our church does not eat meat! Only fish"

On arrival home, Juntto dipped his meat in water three times and then said, "from now on, your new name is FISH not meat. You're now a new creature...

😂😂😂

Sitting next to your EX in church is not a problem,the problem is when the pastor says tell your neighbour it's not over😂😂