Codemart

your boss asking you to un-vibe a 20k LOC website written by the client's "gifted" nephew over the weekend 🫡

how you imagined programming with AI 🏖️

tfw you converted all Postgres record IDs to base-2 numeral system 🫢

your teammates when you broke the build 3 times in a row 🫵

your 1st day as project lead, motivating your team by chanting "Spor! Spor! Spor! Reușim!" 💪

how many times have I warned us not to use fractional story points?? 😧

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2 stackoverflow users linking you a 8-year-old deprecated answer which doesn't compile 👬

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when I was a junior we didn't docker-this, docker-that, we just SSH'd into PROD and changed some files and the world didn't end 🙄