NoKey Loki

Loki’s work ethic:

Show up.
Collect cuddles.
Clock out.

Who’s your least productive coworker?

this is what emotional maturity looks like
(you wouldn’t survive the unfiltered version)

Loki does have hobbies.

Unfortunately, they rotate between:

* eating
* sleeping
* causing problems
* recovering from causing problems

Checking how many of you laughed…
and how many of you pulled something while laughing.

Bonus points if you’re reading this with a heating pad nearby.

Tell us which body part filed a complaint today.

Loki loves it when people prove him wrong.

It’s been a quiet year.

According to Loki and Ivy, happiness requires surprisingly little effort.

Which is annoying, considering how hard the rest of us make it.

I don’t have multiple personalities.
I just have an unusually wide range of poor decisions.

Pick your favorite.

The official answer is: he doesn’t remember.

The unofficial answer is: because it never happened.