Those One Liners

Merry Xmas All! See you in 2023.

Choices, choices, choices... Which design goes best for the navy hoodie?

I know I know. It's supposed to be raindeer, but a squirrel might also bring you the Xmas gifts.

Blending into the environment and waiting for Xmas? You're not alone.

Ehm... World cup in the middle of winter in Qatar. Tea, anyone?

How to look cool in a library...

Don't mind me; I'm just going to eat poisonous plants and hang around here.

Just hanging on 'till Xmas? Here's the best hoodie to represent that.

I'm not saying there's a right and wrong tote bag for trick or treating, but this is the right way.

Besides, with this look, you can get candy whenever you ask. Think of all the advantages.

The complex world of Jack-o'-lantern.

Tadaaaaaaa!!! Here's a Halloween special that you can wear all year round! Don't like your conversation partner? No problem, pull out the comfiest Jack-o'-Lantern hoodie to scare them away and go back to your inner world.

Available now in t-shirts & hoodies at www.thoseoneliners.com with the link in the bio and all that usual stuff we're all tired of seeing.

I also promise to make a mug out of it if you need to scare people with the morning coffee or something.

- Do you remember those days, Jonny?
- Yes.
- When we ate tons of mice?
- Yes.
- Those were the days.