Fast Hoops

HARTENSTEIN PULLED MY HAIR… NOW I’M THINKING OF SHAVING IT ALL OFF.

UPDATE: League sources say Isaiah Hartenstein will miss one game after the NBA suspended him for pulling Stephon Castle’s hair in Game 2.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER HIS LAST GAME, VICTOR WEMBANYAMA RETURNED TO SAN ANTONIO AND GOT RIGHT BACK TO THE GRIND.

The King KD is flawless from everywhere 👑🔥

According to Coco Jones, Donovan Mitchell told her there are “two more steps to the championship”—after that, it’s wedding time. 💀

After Victor Wembanyama threw down two posters on him, Chet Holmgren downplayed it as luck, saying Wemby was just fortunate with the ball—while warning that nobody is ready for the Oklahoma City Thunder in the next four games. 👀🔥

Skip Bayless takes shots at the King 👑

REVENGE MODE: JEREMY SOCHAN IS COMING FOR THE SPURS.

ANGEL REESE CLAPS BACK OVER WNBA SALARIES 💰
“I’ve worked too hard to be paid so little.”
— Angel Reese, on WNBA salaries
KEVIN DURANT SAYS ANGEL REESE WOULD BE BETTER OFF WORKING WITH THE UNION.
“Join the bricklayers’ union, you’ll get paid way better.”
— KD

Following SGA’s MVP announcement, Wemby made it personal, insisting SGA is “number two” as if it’s literally printed on his jersey 🥶

With confidence in her rebounding skills, Angel Reese suggests the WNBA ditch the dunk contest for a rebounding showdown. Is this a good idea for the league