Ninja Call

"Need ninjas? We call them for you,we got it all for you." “Life without s*x might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull.

It is the s*x instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.” - Bro Henry Louis Mencken