Bar Mathilde

TONIGHT!

We've got Samantha Nicole on deck!

03 | 24 | 18
9:30PM onwards

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

Bar + Bites + Respite. Come on over!

We've got Samantha Nicole on deck!

03 | 24 | 18
9:30PM onwards

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

have you tried our thin crust pizza yet? Pictured here: Forestiere. Ham and egg, a breakfast pizza of sorts.

This Saturday, 10PM. Don't forget your dancing shoes.

Funkatalyst x JDY x Shrugs
Feb 24, Saturday
10PM onwards

~~ 4 Heineken bottles for P250 ~~
~~ 2 Heineken bottles for P150 ~~

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

Funkatalyst x JDY x Shrugs
Feb 24, Saturday
10PM onwards

~~ 4 Heineken bottles for P250 ~~
~~ 2 Heineken bottles for P150 ~~

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

Fists are good for but two things:
1) Telling a scooter to "throttle-on out of the damn driveway", which he then mistakes for, "Yeah man, this Sting vs Shaggy collab is so tight it's making my bu****le hermetically knot up, and causing me to whoop..." [*continues talking to self while raise up a "rockin'!" / "sunk a par 5" gesture].
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2) Holding beers.
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Of the latter, it generally implies drinking said fist-held beers. Unless, of course, you're saying, "Here, hold my beer..." while you attempt a backflip off the handlebars of a scooter, endangering your neck, your phone, and your roughshod dignity.
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On that note, it's February: We're done drying out for January and are hitting the ground running. So mount up!
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~~Two-Fisted February~~~~~~~~~
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~~2 Heineken bottles for P150~~~~
~~All February. All Hours~~~~~~~~
~~ Bar Mathilde (duh)~~~~~~~~~~~
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But wait, there's more!
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~~February 24th~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~DOUBLE-DOUBLE TWO-FIST~
~~4 Heineken bottles for P250~~~
~~2 Heineken bottles for P150~~~
~~All Damn Night~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~Entertainment (Jazz and Proto-Jazz)
~~DJ Funkatalyst~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~DJ Jazzy Jesus~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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So unless you like using your fists for walking around all ape-like, let's all stand upright and dignified and evolved; acknowledge science and let gravity do its thing on beer and body.

Oh, and please, spare us the jokes about or references to "fi***ng". And no, "throttle on" wasn't a pun, sicko.

TONIGHT: A Sunday night bar crawl.

Johnnie Weekend at Mathilde at 8:00PM. With beats from Emel Rowe.

Next stops: Polilya → OTO

Serious talk: what’d you do when you turned one?

As best as we can recall, the last time we turned one it was 100% about milk and naps. Stupid, stupid us, how little we knew about living life back then.

This Saturday, Bar Mathilde turns one. That means mirth, music, and milklessness. Don’t like those three alliterated subjects? Stay home and try to guess how much Rick Harrison’s gonna spend on that autographed picture of the Fonz; you know he wants it. Eyyy.

Otherwise, we’re gonna turn this m***a out with the following:

Drink Specials:
FREE SANGRIA, GIN AND TONIC, and SELECTED COCKTAILS while supplies last and when we serve it—starting at 7:30PM (maybe earlier... depends how we feel). When it’s gone, it’s gone.

Music (Stinkin’ Hot Sets By)
– Hoochie Coochie Mikkie - 9:30PM
– Abdel Aziz - 10:15-11:45PM
– SuperMikki - 11:45PM onward

It’s a party from open to close (4PM onward) and the free goodies are available only while supplies last and when we serve them, so come early and come thirsty, just don’t fall-cum-crawl. That’s Latin, not a girlie bar joke, by the way. Classy, not assy, people…

Double-you, double-you, double-you… say it three times fast and you might conjure up the spirit of either Sour Mary or Whiskey Juice… or, like, the collectively confused spirit of ‘people that just started using the internet this year’. Regardless, progress arguably marches on toward…
..This World Whiskey Sour Weekend—when we celebrate one of humankind’s finest analog amalgams: The Whiskey Sour.

How’s that? you might ask. Well, thanks for the rhetorical assist:

World Whiskey Sour Weekend
—3-2-1 Whiskey Sour Specials All Saturday Night—
• Saturday (August 26th) •
- 1st: P250
- 2nd: P125
- 3rd: P50

*~*~Music by DJ Abdel Aziz~*~*

*Drink as many as you like, but no sharing; one special at a time, per person.

No cheap mixers. No liquid champoy flavor profile. No rubbish bourbon eating a hole in your soul. A real whiskey sour made the only way we know how: properly.

Plus, by the end of the night, our bartenders are gonna look like Gregor Clegane flinging axes and kissing their biceps with significant reverence and genuinely adorable levels of affection.

(Yes, we know World Whiskey Sour Day is Friday. We’re the ones making a Saturday of it. Try not to look a gift horse in the mouth, and DEFINITELY don’t try to take its temperature using the "thumb-o-meter" method).

We’ll line ‘em up and you knock ‘em back. Just don’t let your friends drink until they see double youse.

Good times or bad; here, near, or far; Ofred, Ofglen, or Ofjhohnbhoy – beer has always been there for us.

So, on this International Beer Day, we wanted to give thanks to the “proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”.

– Beer "Liquidation" Special –
This Saturday, August 5th, 2017,
4PM until we run dry

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1st Beer: Regular Price
2nd Beer: Half Price
3rd Beer: One Peso
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All bottled beers in the house (except Joe’s Brew)

Obviously, no sharing. One trio per person. Be classy, be sassy, but don't be assy.

The special restarts after beer #3.
Therefore:

Beer #4 is regular price.
Beer #5 is half price
Beer #6 is one peso… and so on and so on and so on
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Need a practical example?
You’re (responsibly) taking an Uber home, crossing EDSA and the light turns yellow.

The first car makes it all the way through the intersection.
The second car makes it halfway through the intersection.
The third car (yours) is left with its bumper sticking out into the intersection, blocking a commuter bus with lots of religious regalia on the dashboard.

The TMO officer comes over and gives this third car (yours) a one-peso ticket… Of-fun.

Mild Disclaimer: There’s a slight possibility that our methodology is flawed in the above example, but what are we, mathemagicians?

Super duper muchas gracias to Esquire Philippines for the kind feature.

http://www.esquiremag.ph/culture/food-and-drink/the-drinking-scene-in-san-francisco-by-way-of-poblacion-a1664-20170801-lfrm?ref=home_feed_1

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