Escape

Oh, it's been a while! We miss y'all very very much! ❤️

WE ARE GOING ON SALE SOON!

Before we shut down this page, we will post(sell) all the crap we use in ESCAPE. From the board games to our sound system to just everything! We are not using any of them so better sell them, right?!

We miss everyone!

We miss everyone. Do you remember our playlist from our first event ANONYMOUS? We’ve been listening to that playlist for few days now. F**k. We miss everything. We miss you all. Thank you for those people who helped and gave a lot of lovin’ to our beloved ESCAPE. We will be shutting down our pages soon after we sold our equipments. Maraming Salamat. ❤️💯

Our s**ts are all up and for sale! Check us out and if you don't have any PayPal account, like what it says on the page, SEND US THE SCREENSHOT OF WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY AND SEND IT TO OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. Download the app and check us out and we will keep updating cos we got more s**t to sell!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ share the post people!

We miss you. A lot.

But we got something fun going on and we want you all to cooperate! We will try to have everything together before midnight! So download the app and let's get these s**t on sale! ❤️❤️❤️

Hey you all! Saturday and the f**kery of Penelco- no electricity and s**t! But we got some news or A NEWS. Sorry, fam. Just really have to let it go. Thank you for everything, madlang people! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

We at it, fam! Seems like everything is not going in order! HAHAHAHAHA! F**k this s**t- well, let's hope for the best, really! We got our head constructor doing the planning and time table for the renovations. Wish us happy days, fam!

PARKOUR/FREE RUNNING

No! We are not looking for fail videos cos we got enough failures in our lives. We are looking for Bataeños who's playing/practicing parkour around the city! We need your ass to message us, we got something fun for you guys! We gon' sell your soul to Satan! Hahaha. No, really, message us!

Look at us! Working hard on this bloody fu***ng weather! Imagine over-obese old hairy American dude sweating- that's us right now! We are getting on it- all power plugs are dead so we can just tear down the walls easily! Oh it will hurt us to see these walls gone but we kinda have to! Anyway, what's up with you all fu***rs? **tf**kwhatthef**k **k

Lining up and trying to imagine the new ESCAPE- even though we actually got a 3D model for the new ESCAPE, we still can't really imagine it! Hahaha! Soon our renovation starts and maybe let's all take a beer before we ruin everything we've built! What do you think? We will give you a date and let's just chill and have a good evening. Kinda cool, ain't it? Okay! It's 22.20 and we are still here! We are very excited to announce the opening, just a little bit more glitches cos we don't want to move the opening again- WE WANT TO BE SURE NOW so chill the f**k down and yeah, happy days!

WE ARE HIRING! We are looking for a not-so talented or sure why not: super-super talented WEB DEVELOPER! We got so much ideas that we need someone to execute these ideas we got- so you gotta to be a wizard or really chill to tolerate our retardations. If you think you can tolerate us then send us an email about yourself then let's see what happens! [email protected]. PHOTO: stolen from Tumblr