Gone Potty

latest commission for a family holidaying at their holiday home in Te Ananu.

Friday Funny 😂😂

A couple has a dog that snores like a chainsaw.
After another sleepless night, the wife finally snaps and takes the dog to the vet.
The vet says, “Tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles. Stops the snoring every time.”
She stares at him like he’s lost the plot, but whatever — she’s desperate.
That night, the dog fires up again.
She grumbles, grabs a red ribbon, ties it on… and boom. Silence.
She’s amazed. She’s also finally asleep.
A few hours later, her husband staggers in from a big night with the boys.
Falls into bed. Immediately starts snoring like a busted lawnmower.
She looks at him. Looks at the closet.
“Well… it worked once.”
She grabs a blue ribbon and ties it on him.
Instant silence. Best sleep she’s had in years.
Next morning, the husband wakes up dusty, wanders to the bathroom, and spots the blue ribbon tied to his bits.
He freezes. Blinks. Stares.
Then he walks out, sees the dog with a red ribbon, and whispers:
“Mate… I don’t know where we were last night…
or what we did…
but, we took first AND second place.”