Namaskar

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UMUinternational – Travel and Manpower Consultancy Build Your Dream Vision Got Larger UMU Immigration Consultants Specializes in immigration consultancy for countries like Portugal, UAE, Philippines, Nepal, and India. As one of the leading professional immigration consultants in Portugal and Europe, we have mastered the dynamics of each destination...

नेपालीहरुको महान पर्व कुसे औसी अर्थत बाउको मुख हेर्नी दिन आज मिती २०८१-भद्र-१७ पर्न गएकोमा सम्पूर्ण नेपाली अग्राज तथा दाजु भाइ र दिदी बहिनिहरुमा हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभकामना ।

बङ्गलादेश बारका अध्यक्षको भारतसँग आग्रह - शेख हसिना र उनकी बहिनी शेख रेहानालाई पक्राउ गरी सुपुर्दगी गर्न भारतसँग आग्रह

चाहिने भन्दा धेरै घमण्ड गर्नु राम्रो होइन किनकी यहाँ दाउराको मुल्य हुन्छ खरानीको होइन॥

Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One of them looks at the other & says
“You look familiar… where you from?”
The second old man replies “Ireland”
The first old man looks astonished & says
” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!”
The second old man then looks at the first “What city?”
The first old man says “Dublin?”
The second old man looks astonished
“No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.”
The first man looks at the second old man “What school you go to?”
The second old man replies
“Saint Mary’s class of 89”
The first old man is absolutely baffled
” NO WAY Saint Mary’s class of 89 myself! What a small world!”
At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender
“Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?”
The bartender says
“Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”

If there is any problem and want to go abroad then you can contact me.. do not hesitate to call me..

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

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कतारको राजाले अब कसलाई सुनको लौरो दिएर जालान त any guess plz ???