DryHumor

The English language trying to tell us something. 🤐🤷‍♀️

Ok here’s my story🤭

I convinced himI was in the witness protection program and that we were being watched😅(packed my food in a box, and sprinted out the back door.)

He was looking at me like I am talking in an alien language🤣

Kids really do see the world differently. 😂

Marriage is all about teamwork... usually.

Rumor has it he’s still standing in the middle of the room.

Someone's getting grounded, and it's not the daughters.😉

Living for that automated validation. 💀

Legends say he is still standing there today.🤷

Talk about a plot twist.

Rest in peace to his demands.🤣

Emotional damage level: Expert.🤣