Be$tmann

Teacher; if John has 500 naira and he gives 5 girls 100 naira each
How much will he have?

Me: the same amount in your bank

Teacher:

When you dream like I dream
You seem odd
Until these bi***es looking at you like they've seen God

I need new parents
The old ones are not working anymore

But how's your girl a 10 if she ain't got nyash

Why can't your dad's brother be cool?

Cos he's your uncool

Stop eating unripe fruits
Wait until the fruit turns 18

I'm not broke
I'm just temporarily unable to dispense cash

Nxggas be of AA genotype but still fail to get just one A in their exams

She a 10 but she has beards?
Hell nah, she a 0.5

Peeps be like, bro you wake up late
Bro didn't you do math
You sleep by 8pm and wake up by 7am
I sleep by 5am and wake up by 10am
Now do the math and tell me who wakes up late