PeaceMark

Never make any promise while you are happy
&
Never make any decision while you are anger
Things done in anger is mostly regretted

This is about making money:

Title: "The Online Guru"

Characters:

- Ryan, a self-proclaimed online guru
- Chris, a skeptical friend

Scene: A living room

Ryan: "I've figured out the secret to making money online!"

Chris: "What is it this time?"

Ryan: "I'm going to sell online courses on... how to make money online!"

Chris: "That's genius! Or ridiculous. I'm not sure which."

Ryan: "Trust me, it's a million-dollar idea! People will pay me to teach them how to make money!"

Chris: "But don't they need to already have money to pay for the course?"

Ryan: "Details, details! I'll just offer a free introductory webinar... for $99!"

Chris: "You know what? I'll give you $99 to stop this idea."

Ryan: "No way! I'm going to be an online millionaire!"

(Ryan starts creating his online course, but it quickly devolves into a series of ridiculous and useless "money-making" tips)

Ryan: "Tip #1: Make money by selling your old socks online!"

Chris: "That's not a thing..."

Ryan: "Tip #2: Invest in a pet rock collection!"

Chris: "Ryan, stop..."

Ryan: "Tip #3: Make money by watching cat videos!"

Chris: "That's just called wasting time..."

(They both burst out laughing)