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Man: hi
Girl: What??
Man: How are u?
Girl: Do I Know You? Man: yeah I'm from RICH family.
Girl: wow...ooh, my name is Mary, but u can me Darling. I'm 19yrs and I stay in Ewet housing. I Luv slim guys Especially like u, am glad to meet you. So When Are We Going Out
Man: nooOh...RICH is our family name, I mean short form of RICHARD... 'm Yzatee
Girl: Sorry I Don't Talk To Strangers.

Girl: Dad,I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through viber.

I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through to us via gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on Amazon.
Nonsense generation!!!!!

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.

One day 3 men were walking through the forest wen dey were caught by canibalz, d canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of anykind nd swallow, b4 dey wud b releasd,nd not kild.d first man, came with an apple, he swallowd three nd startd coughing, he was kild,d secnd man came with grapes, he swallowed nine,wen he was abt 2 swallow d last 1, he started laughing, he was kild,so wen d 2 men reached heaven, d first man asked d secnd man,why did u laf wen u had almst swalowed all, d secnd man replied,i could not help it,wen i saw d thirt man coming wit watermelons. LOL

(OMODAN and Pastor)

OMODAN: my beloved
brothers and Sisters in d Lord we are in year 2013, So I want each One
of u to tell me Ur new year Resolution(Sabisabi Raise up his hand) ok
Sabisabi tell us
SABISABI: pastor my new resolution na I have no Shoes
OMODAN: Y
SABISABI: so dat I go fit become president of Naija
How was our day