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Nigerian lawmakers seek six-year tenure for President

A group of lawmakers in the House of Representatives are seeking alterations to the 1999 Constitution to pave the way for the rotation of the Presidency among the six geo-political zones of the country.

They also want an amendment to the Constitution to provide for “A single tenure of six years for the President and Governors of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Speaking on behalf of the group on Monday in Abuja, the member representing Ideato South/Ideato North Federal Constituency, Imo State, Ikenga Ugochinyere, said, “The reduction in government spending and wastage, efficiency in governance, and national stability by providing a single term of six years for the President and Governors,” will go a long way in cost-cutting measures.”

I married my husband as a virgin at 26, but later, I discovered my husband is a two minutes man, he can't perform at all, and he doesn't like s*x

Whenever me and my friends are talking about our husbands performance, I'm always regret and I also wish to experience the real pleasure.

One day, I wanted to borrow something from our neighbor who's a bachelor when my husband wasn't around... The guy asked me to enter his sitting room and I saw him watching adult film.. that was how things happen between us and I got pregnant, my husband was so happy, we've been looking for pregnant since we married.

But my fear is that, I can't really say if the child belongs my husband or our neighbors... Now our neighbor wants us to continue secret love or else he will tell everyone about our son.... Pls what can I do..I really need advice.

Meet SAIDA BOJ. The lady who wants a man to spend 20m to 50m naira on her weekly.

Do you think these legs are worth 20M or 20K naira ? 😌🙂

Drop your ur opinion in the comment box

A DNA test conducted recently at the Federal Medical center in Lagos State, reveals that Nigeria's super eagles forward Kayode Olarenwaju is not the biological father of all the 3 children with his wife.

According to the report, the children belong to a pastor the wife had an affair with.

Me: Up to 3 kids? 🙀

EBSU Final Year Student allegedly Commits Su***de because a lecturer has been failing her.

Favour Ugwuka, a final student of Ebonyi State University EBSU has allegedly committed su***de because her lecturer has been failing her continuously.

According to the report the lecturer one Dr Enyi insisted that Late Ugwuka can never graduate as far he is a lecturer in the English Department Ebonyi State University.

The worst styIe on bed is do...g...g...y. This is just overhyped, nothing else. I tried it once and vowed never to try it again. This thing left a permanent scar in my romance Iife.

It was my first day...first time actually to...you know na, do kwakwando with my baby. I invited her over that year . We've already talked too much on phone, fantasized and said all we'd do to each other.

Me sef don prepare for am. She arrived that day and after I welcomed her with indomie and egg in my lodge, we gradually went down to the issue at hand. At first we were watching a movie on TV then our lips mistakenly laughed their way into each other and demon of fornlcation entered the room.

We both weren't shy, we've waited so much for this moment and yearned for each other. Her kiss was just perfect and mine was too. I sIowIy undressed her while we kissed and move to her neck too while she unbuckled my beIt. Then she giggled on my Iips and said "I thought you said this was your first time".

Emi Johnny sins?? Baby, this is my first time but my hands have been in this game for long. Akanchawa!! Do you know how many videos and tissues have been wasted before today?? I am more than ready for you.

We got deep into it and we finaIIy Ieft forepIay and got to the part of Kwakwando. Guy, this babe arch maaadd!! The way she arched for me...Jesus!! Based on the videos I had watched, I knew what to do next and immediately I went behind and wanted to dooo....normal.

I did first one, second one and was about entering again when muscle puII hold my Ieg. My leg hook!! I tried to enter again, I felt the pain more sharper than before.

She was moanlng, I was crying inside. "Mmmmm...Hlt me, daddy" she said
Me sef con use the opportunity slap my Ieg, make e refresh. Oboy do normal, abeg.

She noticed I had stopped for sometime and started whlning her waist with my Obinigwe inside her....as she whine once, the muscle pull hit again with more force. "Mmmmm" I shouted low-key in pain.

The winsh in front of me thought it was moan then said "You Iike that, daddy?...I know you Like that." Then she con whlne waist again...."mmmm!!!" I shouted again.

This time, my Obinigwe has faIIen fIat, be like muscle pull sef catch the werey too. I managed to free my Obinigwe and sit on the bed while in deep pains.

The mammy water wey come my house, turned around and saw me haIf dead then said "what's wrong?? Do you want me to make it come back up?". Ah, the werey still dey think of preeq when I dey try recover my Ieg.

I finally managed to tell her muscle pull held me that moment and she was shocked and somehow disappointed. She said I should try moving the leg, I told her I couldn't, I was stuck.

She stood up, went in the bathroom and brought some water. Poured it on the leg then asked me how was it... I told her it was still the same. She poured water again and massaged it slowly.

It was at this point my village people removed their hands and I began to feel my leg again. "It's going, it's going..I can feel my Ieg" I shouted.

Immediately this Jezebel hear am, the way she take dey massage am change. She began rubblng instead of massaging, it became more intense then she looked at me and said "I want you."

"Ah, for this second chance wey God just give me??"

I stood up with my renewed leg, began to dress up then told her that we can try another styIe again next time.

The winsh carry her hair go back, look me con still talk "let's try it now. Use your charger cord and wrap it round my neck...then hold it and mmmmm....don't worry, I'll teach you. I need you now"
"Jesus needs me more o...wear cloth dey go house, Mia Khalifa"

A recent accident at IMSU junction, Owerri, Imo State University, involving a trailer that lost control and crushed 20 people, leaving seven dead instantly ,The accident happened around 7 p.m. local time today being Saturday . The trailer was driving against traffic and eventually rammed into three mini buses with full load of nine passengers each. Some of the victims have been rushed to the Federal University of Technology Hospital Owerri (FUTHO) for treatment, while the confirmed dead have been deposited at the morgue.💔😭😭😭🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😢

AS LONG AS THE BED SHAKES AT NIGHT, THE HOME WILL ALWAYS BE AT PEACE." - CHINUA ACHEBE
I guess I took this too seriously, I broke mine last night😩

Twice I've sent money to this girl to visit me and she didn't show up.

The first time was in 2023.

I met her here on Facebook. She was quite lovely and went by the name Ogadi Uka.

I approached her and made clear to her that the reason why I texted her was because I liked her. After several months of flirting and late-night chatting, I requested that she visit me and she agreed.

The problem was that she lived in Lagos, and I Aba.

I agreed to fund her transport bills from Lagos to Aba and back. It summed up to 40K then. She was to stay with me for three days.

The day she was supposed to come to my house, her number was suddenly not going. It was switched off. I texted her on Facebook, on WhatsApp, left voice notes and all for her and all were left unreplied to.

Three days later, she called me and told me that she fainted that morning and her neighbours had to rush her to a nearby clinic where treatments were administered to her. She showed me a picture of her on a drip.

I told her it was okay, that she should not bother coming anymore and should instead use that money to buy drugs. She thanked me profusely and called me a good man.

I texted and called her throughout that week to know the state of her health, and even sent more money to her to buy fruits and juice.

Five months later, I asked her to visit me again and she agreed. I sent her 50K for transport.

That day, I waited and waited and waited but she didn't show up. Her line was inactive. Her Facebook account was suddenly deactivated.

I was mād. I was flabbergastēd. I wanted to cry.

Two days later, she called me and told me that she was sorry, that her mom dièd that morning so she couldn't come. She told me that she was still grieving, so I should understand.

I told her that I thought she was an orphan. I even showed her a screenshot of our text where she mentioned she was an orphan.

She told me Oh, Ah, that she wasn't talking about her real mother. That she was talking about her Aunty. That her Aunty was the one that diēd and she was like a mother to her because she trained her and her siblings.

She told me that she couldn't visit me because she used the money I sent to her to sort out her mom's (Aunty's) mortuāry things.

She said sorry and I accepted with an okay.

Two months later—early this year—I asked her to visit me but told her that I had relocated to Abuja ooo. I showed her pictures of my new house, a very modern apartment with AC, a flat TV, huge couches, and a sleek interior. I even showed her the new car the company I run social media pages for gifted me, and she congratulated me.

I asked her if she could come from Lagos to Abuja, and that if she couldn't, I'd understand. She said she can. But she told me she didn't have money for the bus fare, that ten kobo no dey her account.

I sent her 20K for her bus fare. I told her I would give her money for the bus home on the day she would leave my place.

That day, I kept calling her. She told me when she booked a bus, when she entered it, when they left the park, and when she reached Abuja, by 2 in the afternoon.

Immediately she reached the park in Abuja, I called her and told her to take a bike to Gwarinpa and that once she reached there, she should give the bikeman the phone so I would give him directions to my house.

After I ended the call with her, I switched off my phone.

By the time I switched on my phone by 5 in the evening, streams of texts pinged into my Facebook. 46 messages I had received from her. I called her and as soon as she picked up, she started shouting at me. She said she was stranded on the road and had been calling me, that I knew she didn't have any money on her, not even her in her bank account, that she didn't like this, that I should quickly pick her up from the junction.

I told me that I was sorry, and then I told her to flag down a bikeman so I would give him directions to my house.

Immediately she hailed a bike and gave the man the phone, I asked the man to tell her to go home, that I didn't even know where Gwarinpa was in Abuja because I still live in Aba full full. I told him to tell her that however she manages to find her way home—that is if she finds her way home—I don't care.

Then I switched off my phone again

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