Benz Dave

This is why some of us check up on you often.
Not because we want to own you.
Not that we want to ask for money.
Not that we can't live without you.
Not that we have nothing important to do.

Don't let your ego make you lose a good friend
Even if he or she isn't your class
Just be happy that someone has you in mind
And is willing to see you smile.
For you'll only miss your water
When your well runs dry.

You Told Your Wife You Are Going To Work

But you Went To Her Best Friend's House Whose Husband Is A Soldier.

Her Husband Comes Back And You Hid Under The Bed.

The Soldier Sends His Wife Off To The Market.

While You Are Still Hidding Under The Bed.

You Heard Him Inviting A Lady Over With His Phone.

The Lady Came

Shortly, His Wife Returns That Her Clothes are stained And She Wants To Change Them.

Before The Man Opened The Door.

He Asks The Lady To Hide Under The Bed.

Now, the Lady Turns Out To Be Your Wife.

And Both Of You Are Looking At Each Other Like Rabbits.

In School, We called it REUNION

In Social gatherings, we called it GET TOGETHER

In Mathematics, we called it Simultaneous Equation

In Psychology, we called it "What goes round comes around"

In Chemistry, we called it Chain Reaction

In Economics, we called it Demand and Supply

In Physics, we called it Nuclear Fusion! 😂😂😂

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Purity Bella

Am just happy but don't know why

She d!ed because of an iPhone.

All Cynthia's friend were iPhone users which their boyfriends got for them. Cynthia was using an Itel android phone. Each time Cynthia tried to touch the iPhone of her friends, they would scare her away telling her to go get a boyfriend that would get an iPhone for her.

"Don't touch my iPhone. My boyfriend got it for me. Go and have one that would get you an iPhone" Judy her friend would always say to her.

Six months of their relationship, Cynthia requested for an iPhone. Frank on the other hand has been asked by his Baba to sacrífice his girlfriend Cynthia. Frank has been planning on how to begin his mission on k!lling Cynthia for the sacrifîce but when Cynthia requested for an iPhone, he decided to get her through that means.

"I will get you an iPhone 15 if you sleep with me" Frank said to her.

"IPhone 15!!!" Cynthia exclaimed.

She agreed.

That evening, Frank slept with her and when they were done, he went into his wardrobe, brought out the iPhone and handed it over to her.

Cynthia's heart was filled with joy. She picked up her clothes and dressed up.

She kissed him before leaving to he apartment.

She sat on the sofa in her one room apartment. While she was about to open the iPhone, she felt a sharp pain on her vàgínå.

She dropped the iphone by her side and tried to figure out what caused the pain.

The pain came again and before she knew it, blóōd started gushing out of her vàgíñà.

She blèèded till she d!ed on the sofa.

It was unfortunate for her😷

Look closely and tell me what you see?

Everyone

Chinwe Owoh is a veteran Nigerian Nollywood actress, television personality and a philanthropist. She is referred to as the big mama of Nollywood.

As a talented Actress, Mummy Chinwe is well respected. She has starred in over 1000 movies since joining the make-believe industry.

She is known for her prowess in specific types of movies. Some of her popular movies include:

🌈 Mothering Sunday ( 2001 ) ,Town in Danger (2003 ) ,Sister Faith (2004 ) ,The Prince and The Princess (2005), Wisdom of the Gods (2006 ) ,Beyond the Verdict (2007), Raging Tigers (2008 ), Royal Tears (2009) For the Love of Money (2014 ), Baby Police (2003) Pains of Life (2017) · 3. No One But You (2004).

Na the only mami this way yi successfully make all wah family for cry😭 like sey film na real ooooo she just di cry cry 🤣🤣

At her age I think mama is good let’s celebrate her achievements together
Stanley Nfor

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Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! David Messi, Odo Koleke, Prince Miracle Chidiebere

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